Michael Jackson vs 1988 Tyson

Granted Michael doesn't have any professional fights (neither did Conor)but word back in the day was that he was undefeated in street fights. I don't think this is as much of a mismatch as one might think. MJ had great footwork and as evidenced in 2003 top notch defense. Who do you think takes it?

 

What year/era of Jackson

 

good point. Let's say 1993. At his molesting peak.

 

It's usually cliche to say "Hide the women and children."

But in this case...

 

Tyson gets abused, borderline raped

 

This is one of those matchups where I think a post prison Tyson is better than the pre-prison version. He gained the experience on how to protect his asshole.

 

very nice

 

"Michael...could you describe how you felt after you finished fucking BOSS's mother?"

 

He was framed!





In the Pedo HOF...




But seriously, both Mikes were innocent.