Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker trailer

So Rey is a Skywalker??

 

Does this ignore the shitty last one then? And is this the final installment? Is that what is meant when they say the final saga?

 

Another clip... looks really cool

 

Or, to the same tune:
"Star Wanks...give me the Star Wanks..."

 

To be fair and in all seriousness though, LucasFilm still haven't topped this from 1978, in all its 'heavenwy gworwy':

 

That was more entertaining and less disappointing than The Last Jedi.

 

Hopefully it does ignores The Last Jedi (which will prompt me to watch this new one and forget my boycott).

Yes, it is the third and final film in the new Rey/Finn SW trilogy saga. Crossing my fingers that they will leave the Skywalker storyline alone for good after this.

Just give me the damn, Obi Wan movie with Ewan McGregor and I will forgive Disney for that abomination that was Episode VIII.

 

And what the heck is the Emperor Palpatine's laugh doing at the end of the trailer? Are they resurrecting Palpatine???

 

is there a transgender yet??

 

I heard Darth Vader will be played by a woman in the next movie.

 

Look at Mustard...all excited and sh*t for Star Wars. F*cking Nerd!

 

I like Star Wars - from 1977, but not the rest.

 

I thought Empire Strikes Back was better, frankly

 

Lando. Remember? Pansexual? from that Solo film?

 

I don't watch these stupid movies

 

Then stop posting here now!

 

very slim chance of that

 

I sense a great disturbance in the Force...

 

It probably is when you look at it as a more 'rounded' movie: script/plot/acting/visuals, etc,
I think I probably prefer Star Wars becsuse it was that first experience of a new style of movie.

 

The Empire Strikes Back is hailed by general consensus as the superior film of the whole franchise.

 

It doesn't matter...if I don't like it.

 

Your taste in films is as flawed as a stormtrooper's ability to hit his target!

 

Clearly wrong.
My taste in movies is the best, most eclectic on this forum.

Not just superhero/sci-fi CGI-fests!!!

 

Just look at these pathetic bunch, many of whom who just a few months ago were stating will not watch Episode 9, and here they are howling, crying and jizzing like teen virgins getting laid for the first time at the sight of a fucking teaser trailer!

 

This is exactly why Star Wars is shit.

 

No shit! But tell me: how was that newest arthouse gay romance flick?

 

Which one??!

 

The one you ran to watch since it was a 'drama' with 'no cgi, no special effects, no superhero' ...

 

No, that's all you watch and talk about all the time.