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I'm not too bad, Billeh. I've been up and down like a whore's knickers. Decided to take a break from Fightbeat.

April is one of my favourite times of the year. You have the Masters Golf starting this week, then the World Snooker Championship starting towards the end of the month, plus you have the run in for the leagues and this is where the Champions League gets really exciting. I'm buzzing, laddie.

 

Hells bells! Jimmeh watches all this whilst coounting cards AND playing five slot machines at the Hoondslow Casino (plus he helps his granny oot via phone fer her seven bingo lines). He’s half octopus!

 

Sport-mad Jimmeh

 

Fuck Spurs and City.

Come on Liverpool.

Really needed Spurs to beat them in the FUCKING LEAGUE.

 

Folk up mine tonight for a swally, just did a count and realized 12 of the 13 people coming comprise 6 couples. How fucking suburban and middle aged...sneaks up on you.

One of two meaningful games of the season remaining on Sunday - Aberdeen at hampden, hopefully before hearts in the final. Tickets in my usual hampden spot 10 rows behind the green brigade- close enough for max atmosphere, high enough to actually see the game and not choke on flare smoke. Best of all worlds. Confidence levels downgraded from 'supreme to 'high after how incredibly shite we were last week

 

Villas-boas to celtic rumours. Would be a good appointment but I'd be torn to see Lennon leave....if we can get Neil a role as assistant or head of youth development or scout or something I could be persuaded.

 

COME ON!! COME ON!!!

 

If we beat CHelsea tomorrow, we will win the league, I am sure of it.

COME ON COME ON!!!

 

Let's just hope there's no slip ups tomorrow.

I can see Palace getting something against Citeh. They did beat them back in December.

 

HA HA

I have to be honest it has given me nightmares....like proper bad dreams.

This morning, it was City beating Liverpool up and twice in my dreams I had to tell myself that we weren't even playing City.

Then I had a bad dream, 3-1 Chelsea, Barkley scoring.

One of the dreams I had involved a video game that even if Liverpool lost, I could obscure it by scoring some big win in a video game and the result would come through as Liverpool win.

Properly mad shit I tells you. That's how much dwelling on this has affected me.

 

Hamden, the only 'national stadium' on earth thats the 3rd best in the city it's located in. What a shiter

 

Aye, Firhill and Ibrox are decent venues.

 

Croke Park in Dublin is better than the Aviva and for years it was way better than Lansdowne Road and Dalymount Park.

 

When loading a stream for Liverpool-Chelsea a pop-up ad loaded for "sex dating". You suckers can watch your football, I'm gonna go do the sex dating.

 

Well Salah is sexy enough.

Really believe we can do this now. City have got to fuck it up somewhere!!!!

 

Man what a gorgeous goal that was ... brilliant stuff from Salah

 

What happened? I was busy sex dating.

 

Twitter

 

Jesus wept. Who taught him the fugging rules?

 

Confidence is right back after the goal vs Southampton.

Liverpool need one bit more of luck. I truly believe that Leicester or Spurs or United can just get a draw vs City.

 

Felt really sorry for the wee lad, that's a tough yin.

 

Hate to say it but I can see city taking it on goal difference. Really hope liverpool can pull it out tho

 

That won't happen because the points gap is only 1. Which means City will win it by 1 or more or won't win it.

If the gap was 3 in favour of City, I could see City lose a game and still be ahead on goal difference.

Likewise if Liverpool had it by 3, I could see us lose a game and City steal it.

And Liverpool have Huddersfield and Cardiff........now Liverpool could lose those games but if they won them I think they could win big.

 

Bookies have closed the gap now. Like the fucks they are.

Liverpool 11/10 City 8/11

 

Oh aye, you're probably right! A draw at old trafford and its SCOOOOOOUSE HOOUSE all night

 

Fucking United.

It could be that Brighton need a draw at home on the last day to stay up.

It could be that Burnley need a point.

It could be that Brendan Rodgers goes and absolutely fucking pulls the bullshit for fun at the Etihad and comes out afterwards and says he's won the league for Liverpool. I wouldn't put it past him. He probably studied the fixtures before he signed for Leicester.

He probably thinks a Leicester Red is some sort of subterfuging manager.

 

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