Simon Brown vs. Amir Khan @ WW & 154

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  1. Dog Jones

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    Can Amir box-bot his way to a decision here?
     
  2. Xplosive

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    Fuck no.
     
  3. cdogg187

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    Of course not... he gets knocked dead at either weight
     
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  4. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Really?

    Who did Brown face with handspeed like the Pakki-twat?
     
  5. cdogg187

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    Shut up. You're not fucking serious. Just a stupid, shit-hurling phaggot that needs to coat himself in animal blood and enter the Tiger enclosure at the zoo.

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  6. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    It's a great answer, but seriously:
    • handspeed
    • superior affletik skillz
     
  7. Double L

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    Khan is fucking horrible. Granados would've been a better opponent for Crawford.
     
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    Brown was already over the hill when he knocked out this guy Terry Norris
     
  9. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Listen you freak, the only ´Terry´ around here is you:

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    Got it?

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    DIE.
     
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  10. cdogg187

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  11. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    First one was funny - this one isn´t.
     
  12. cdogg187

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    Yes it is

    Die
     
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  14. Fortunato

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    People tend to forget about how good a counter puncher Brown was especially in his prime. Once Brown warms up a bit Khan gets hammered either from that sneaky right or a booming left hook. It would be ugly.
     
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    Brown wouldn't need to "warm up". He'd have Khan wobbly with the first solid shot he lands. And it's not like Khan is a hard target.

    Brown was a bigger puncher than Crawford or Garcia, and in his prime, he was a ruthless finisher. This fight ends inside of 3. Amir would probably be knocked cold, just like the Clenelo fight.
     
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    Brown would be flat on his back still punching air when the Pakistani pettway got done with 'im
     
  17. Xplosive

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    Brown would be flat on his back as Khan's whore of a wife rides his Jamaican beef patty.

    Brown would say, "Mi nun care if you call mi AJ, you jus ride me beech."
     
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    Brown wins, but if Khan were as bad as people hope, he would never have beaten Maidana
     
  19. cdogg187

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    He didn't, for one

    And lol Maidana the legend
     
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    Maidana is not a legend, I don't know where you got that from. But beating him is a solid result
     
  21. cdogg187

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    But he didn't really beat him and Simon Brown was like a lot better than Maidana and a lot better than Prescott, Garcia etc

    Brown wins this by KO ... if they have 90 fights, Brown has 90 KO victories

    You know it, I know it, these guys know it
     
  22. Double L

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    Looking back, it is hard to understand how Khan survived Maidana.
     
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    Brown would have beaten the ever living shit outta Maidana.
     
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    Maidana being a sloppy messy brawler and Khan running and holding

    Devon Alexander embarrassed Maidana, Maidana barely beat a 75-year old junior welterweight version of Erik Morales who had one goddamned eye
     
  25. Double L

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    True. But the fact remains, Maidana hits very hard and landed repeatedly and cleanly on Khan. I agree though. Khan's running and holding is probably what saved him - it certainly was not a sturdy chin. I don't know for sure, but I sort of remember thinking Maidana deserved to win that fight.
     
  26. Double L

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    Maidana was at his best at 140
     
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    Brown was a bigger puncher than Maidana, and a much sharper/quicker puncher than Maidana. Khan wouldn't last long.
     
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    Bit of a stretch to say he barely beat Morales. Lol. You can make your point without spreading lies you know.
     
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    Yes. Brown wins on the basis of being the bigger man, but he was also a much better fighter than Maidana ON TOP of being bigger.
     
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    No it isn't ... that fight was close... way too close to make Maidana a relevant enough feather in the cap of Amir Khan to make this proposed matchup at all interesting
     

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