Prograis vs Relikh

I'd imagine Hell for a boxing fan would be if we woke up tomorrow in 1971, and Ali-Frazier 1 was being called by Ray Flores and Kendall Gill.

 

I assure you that no movie inspired this decision.

 

Don King would be deducting from fighter's purses the cost of the platforms and the extra lighting.

"Wait a minute! How did a platform and some lights cost 5 million????"

 

"Sonny Liston! STEP INTO THE LIGHT!"


"Get the fuck out with that bullshit"

 

"Carlos Monzon, step intooooooooooo the lights!"

*Throws Ray Flores off a balcony*

 

It's just impossible to envision certain guys "stepping into the light"... Sandy Saddler, Ike Williams, Carmen Basilio, Jake Lamotta, Ezzard Charles... these people don't step into lights

 

Naseem Hamed steps into lights
Joe Calzaghe
David Haye
Keith Thurman

Light steppers all

 

Jake "Step into da lights??? What my wife put yous up to dis? Bitch gonna catch a BEATIN!"

 

Nah, not Calzaghe.

He'd be sitting across from Kalle in that picture, sharing the pot of powder gold.

 

There are guys in the past who would love to step into the light

Lloyd Honeyghan, Hector Camacho, Spazienza, Hoya, Floyd, Zab, Froch

Really obnoxious people like that

 

Calzaghe would fucking love the light... guy was the worst

 

Marvin Hagler? Bob Foster? Not stepping

 

Cuevas might be awkwardly positioned under the light by a handler, wearing a dour-possibly-confused expression

 

You forgot about AB (A Bum).

Definitely a light stepper.

 

Oh god yeah

Probably his idea

 

"Kelly Pavlik, step intoooooooooooo the lights!"

"Oh cmommmnnn! It's already fuckin 1 am! The bar closes at 3!"

 

Like REED Said, GLORIOUS!!!...Fuck Ya'll...





REEDo_O

 

Matter of Fact, JUST FOR FIGHTBEAT, REED's Prograis Post-Fight Podcast...Prominently Featuring WBSS LIGHTS!!!..

Any of You Typists Wanna "Step into the Lights" w/Rougarou Prograis???...

Light Show, Platforms, Lil' Rougarou???...Shit's Fucking GLORIOUS!!!...









REED

 

Regis' wife could get it, btw.

Lil sexy Brazilian thing.

Most top boxers seem to have fuckable wives... EXCEPT for Crawford.

 

Psoriasis is a terrible looking bloke

 

Bud's Wife Ain't Bad Looking @ All, She's Just HEAVY...

That's What Spitting Out 4-5 Kids Will Do To a Woman...







REED

 

Her face is cute

 

I remember back in the day that little fucking dork Paulie Ayala's wife was friggin adorable

 

Lety Ayala is the Sugar Ray Robinson of Boxing Wives, in REED's Opinion...





REED

 

Yeah she was cute as fuck