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Liverpool isn't a universal example. Do I think Klopp or Guardiola would have United in a better position than they are in now? Yes. Do I think they would be just as good as Pool or Citeh are now? No.

It's not as if I "worry" about Manchester United. I'm not a fan, and they could get relegated for all I care. It just appears from the outside looking in they're more concerned about their "brand" than football.

 

There's a guy called Ed Woodward at United, a classic example of the modern fairy company man.

If he was there in 1986, United wouldn't have won anything since.

 

Aww erra happy wee bhoy

 

Anybody who handles Scott Browns smelly laundry deserves a medal, and deserves it up front.

 

Guy on Twitter:

"Your battery percentage equals the chance Leicester have of picking up any points tonight"

I've got two phones.

One of them was on the charger at 100%, the other was at 81%...........and my Kindle was at 100% and my Laptop is at 100%.

GET THE FUCK IN.

 

What aboot the percentage on your new Tesla roadster?

 

Close but no dice..........the battery on my ebike, which I fixed recently, is at around 80% charge too, though.

 

Every football watcher with even a smidgeon of decency has to be a Leicester supporter today ... they need only draw

 

I've counted 5 red cards for Man City already.

 

A spirited half from Leicester, they're not there to lie down but they don't really look like scoring either

 

Both sides have expended a lot of energy. Good news for Leicester is Citeh have two cards. Bad news is Citeh has more reserves and are playing at home.

 

Shitty are fortunate to have just two

They really are a dirty sneaky group

 

Only real highlight is that Vincent Kompany, always good for a mistake, has one of the Yellows.


But in fairness......this one has "Matter of Time" written all over it.

One thing I do give City credit for is their ability to stay calm and just keep chiseling away.

 

David Silva really shouldn't even be playing this game, he should have been banned way back.

 

I have read multiple Man United fans today hoping City win.

I admit, in 2012, I had hoped City won at home on the last day too.

On my life, I will never do it again, United are a lot of things but one thing they aren't is the Govt of some 6th Century outpost.

 

If Leicester score it won't make any difference, City will still have to just go on the attack, which they need to do now anyways.

If City score, they probably have to go on the attack anyways because you cannot always defend a lead by just defending.

SO.........City know what they have to do and Leicester really don't, and that's probably where they dice will fall in the 2nd half.

Brendan Rodgers is a bullshitter..........but all managers are to an extent, and Rodgers never deserved the Twitter parody account "Deluded Brendan".........he has the air of a Tiger Woods about him, a guy who isn't happy with past success, a guy unhappy with being the butt of a lot of jokes.

I feel he might want this too.

We shall see. We shall see.

 

I am cheering for Man City, only because of Pep Guardiola though. The guy is a genius

 

As Slice said, Pep is the kid who only uses 5 star clubs on FIFA

Fuck Pep

 

Pep's cool. Hope Brendan does him here tho.

 

So he should coach worse so the good teams wouldn't want him nor give him shitloads of money. Instead after coaching poorly he could get a job in Swindon and really prove himself?

Fuck you two

 

Yep. Citeh score first and it's over. Leicester do and the game basically remains status quo.

 

No of course not but he was groomed for the Barca job, he's never managed anything other than one of the three or four richest clubs on Earth his whole career which tends to help one look like a genius

 

Sterling has dived repeatedly

 

I just hope whatever happens Sterling isn't the difference. Media will love to milk more of the Rodgers angle.

 

Offside.

 

City win the league

 

Fuck sake leicester close the fucking man

 

Give me that long to stroll up n line a shot and I'll score that. Total pish

 

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