Canelo-Jacobs: FINAL Predictions

Head to head, in fairness Canelo would have to be matched historically with what he actually is- a light heavyweight

I'm sure Vito Antuofermo would look good against Junior Welterweights head to head

Of course when we are rating "the middleweights", we have two logical choices ... either A) ignore the weight difference and with it head-to-head consideration or B) rate the modern fighter by his actual size in the ring in head-to-head matchups - in other words, a modern lightweight is really a welterweight

The illogical course is to give Canelo the luxury of being 20 pounds heavier than Alan Minter or Nino Benvenuti or whoever and pretend it's a fight between two "middleweights" and rate Canelo accordingly as a middleweight

 

REED Doesn't Have that Information in Front of Him, But in the HISTORY of Professional Boxing, REED is Quite Certain it's Happened MORE Than You'd Care to Acknowledge, if YOU were Privy to It...

It's NO Unicorn, that's for Sure...


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Vito Antuofermo Wouldn't Have KO'ed Khan in 1 Either...





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I don't understand why we're even talking about Khan? If Canelo were as awful as Irish seems to think, he would've been shutout by GGG

 

If you dont want to discuss elite boxers like Khan then there are other websites you can hang out at, fella

 

Hegman's site has a section called Khan's Corner

 

We can petition to rename it the Khan-a-sewer

 

.....................are headed there right now................

 

Surprised there isn't a section called "The Cow's Pivot."

 

I liked how over time, Neil's "Cool Breeze" nickname for Henry became so commonplace that even Hegman himself was calling him that

 

As one would expect, Alvarez is getting a massive payday. Alvarez, who is perhaps boxing’s biggest star today, will leave the T-Mobile Arena $35 million richer. Jacobs has a $2.5 million purse, but he is guaranteed $10 million under the DAZN deal. Peep the rest of the salaries below (via ESPN’s Dan Rafael):

• Canelo Alvarez: $35 Million
• Daniel Jacobs: $2.5 Million ($10 Million guaranteed under DAZN)
• Vergil Ortiz Jr.: $75,000
• Mauricio Herrera $75,000
• Joseph Diaz Jr. $100,000
• Freddy Fonseca $10,000
• Lamont Roach $75,000
• Jonathan Oquendo $50,000
• Sadam Ali $150,000
• Anthony Young $45,000
• John Ryder $100,000
• Bilal Akkawy $30,000

 

Not good looking

 

Regis would probably be a better lookin cat if he grew a beard. But maybe he cant grow facial hair.

 

Usually you think of Creole people looking exotic like Jasmine Guy or Lisa Bonet or something ... Regis looks like some sort of Latvian with a great tan

 

He looks like Aaron Neville's runt grandson growing up after all the magic is over.

 

The touch

The fe-e-e-l of Prograis

The puncher of our l-i-i-i-ves

 

He's no oil painting, but I quite like the way he looks, he's funny looking

Speaking of Lisa Bonet, she is actually half Jewish, and god damn she was good looking in her prime.

 

She's still a nice looking woman at 51

In her prime she was gorgeous

 

Very Pretty Face, But Tooooooo THIN for REED’s Taste.

Plus, She Strikes REED as the Type That DOESN’T Shave Her Pussy.






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All the better

 

She is too "fit" nowadays and it looks like she had some minor cosmetic surgery

 

You LIKE the Hairy Cooch Brother MWS???...

You and REED are Kindred Spirits Regarding Big, Floppy Breastisis, but REED Ain't a Fan of Hairy Cooch Bruh...A BIT of Hair is Tolerable, but 1970's Porn Bush is DISGUSTING...

And UNSANITARY...



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Hairy is definitely gross

 

Right...

She Was the Shit in the "Cosby Show", "Angel Heart" Days...TOLERABLY Thin Back Then...





REED

 

Interesting, as you're a fellow appreciator of big floppy naturals, I figured you might like a natural bush too.

Tbh I like both. I do find a full bush quite visually arousing somehow, but I suppose I agree that smoothly shaved is perhaps more practical and clean etc

 

Her daughter, actress Zoe Kravitz (Lenny's offspring), inherited her good genes.

 

She was glorious back then

 

PUSH, PUSH, PUSH IN THE BUSH!

 

Nowhere near as pretty as her mother