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Most significant event, or non-event, of the evening.

 

Good boys.

 

Talksport absolutely fucking gutted.

Andy Goldstein and Jason Cundy..........sickened.

Literally, they are sat there saying "4 minutes past midnight, which means that that game was yesterday and we don't have to talk about it anymore."

If this was Chelsea, they would be parroting on endlessly. Instead........I shit thee not, they are talking about Jason Cundy's cock and Prostate Cancer.

Talksport.......Talk........Sport........Goldstein literally asked Cundy "What's it like getting your cock out in front of thousands of people.......there would be a lot of penises rubbing up against naked men........30 penises.........a lot of penis..........did you feel any penis against you".

This is talkSPORT, 1089 AM..........on the night that Liverpool just turned over a 3-0 aggregate.......and they are talking about cocks.

Now Goldstein says........."Nobody can call into this station and talk religion, politics......only sport".

Mate........you been babbling about COCKS to each other this past 10 minutes.

Twats.

 

Has "Ignored Member" made an appearance yet??

 

Now some guy just called in to say that when he used to listen to Alan Brazil on the radio, but didn't know what Brazil looked like, that he thought Brazil looked like Lee Majors, from The Fall Guy.


So this is what he thought Alan Brazil looked like:







And this is what Alan Brazil actually looks like:-

 

Trent is QUALITY, love the guy. Fantastic footballer and the quick corner was absolute genius. Man of the match for me.

 

Didn't start at Nou Camp. Its why I wonder about Klopp.

I like Klopp but he's got to win this time.

We can't keep getting this close.

But for tonight, tonight......+1

 

Him and the Cheesemeister Lineker.....especially Lineker, who knows better and plays along as Mr Fair.....a biased and nasty little man.

 

Fucking Glossop and Darwen...........sound like obscure Australian townships in the middle of the bush.

 

Looks like you were right Ted.

 

I watched the match, you fuck!


However, CL 2005 was a better result: that AC Milan team was a 'Who's Who' of great players...

 

That said, this is bizarre - Divock Origi's goal set to the 1970s 'Please Sir!' theme tune:
Twitter

 

Whatever happens in the last two games, Liverpool edge out city and Barca as Europe's team of the year. Makes you proood to be SCEEEOUSE

 

That was simply amazing last night. Atmosphere in the pub was electric. Barca shat their pants.

 

LOL! I listen to the guy daily on the radio. He's funny.

 

Ajax is the trickier proposition for the final, Spurs don't have the balls to beat Liverpool... either way, Liverpool have to be favored to be get to the top of the mountain for the 6th time

As far as the league, all you can do is beat Wolves (sorry, Robert Plant) and hope Brighton can hold Shitty to a draw

 

Rangers refusing to do the guard of honour on Sunday - non haunling hurting huns. We should just do one ourselves for Neil Lennon, have him saunter straight on to the pitch like a conquering emperor

 

We're going to booglerize those cunts

 

Won't be easy, Wolves are a really good side.

 

Yes but not so good that I can imagine Liverpool making a balls of it

 

Yes but Wolves have the FA Cup Final coming up next week.
























Oh no that's right they don't :: ::

 

The David Haye of Soccer. An utter waste of space far too concerned with other peoples efforts than his own.

Frimpong's incredible Xhaka rant: 'Id rather have a one-legged Ramsey'

 

Spurs' away record has been shite for a while now. Ajax will win.

 

I think Spurs got a great chance, just need that 1 goal........and all Spurs can do tonight is score away goals.

Ajax were on the ropes at home before vs Juve.

And, whisper it, I think Spurs are better w/o Kane all the time.

When Kane is there the imeptus is to get the ball to Kane, get the ball to Kane, kick it kick it.

When he isn't there they seem to have more options.

Forget last weekend, I saw that, Spurs were far and away the best team until the sendings offs.

Still didn't concede for 45 minutes with only 9 men.

 

That goal changes little. Spurs always had to score anyways.

 

Ajax will dry-bum Spurs, here. They are a better side in every department.

MTF

 

It's looked that way so far.

 

Frenkie De Jong and Matias De Ligt look a major major threat.

 

"Kieran Trippier is still moving with the grace of Strictly-era Ann Widdecombe. He's not come off yet though, as Lucas has a volley hooked well wide, off balance."