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Hutler torments his auld dug:

 

Hehe, everything about this story is a wee bit funny

Rage Against the Machine send cease and desist letter to Nigel Farage

 

pure nectar

Ye actually put me ontae Limmy and Ah felt a wee bit cheeky posting the earlier clip but that one made me laugh so looud when Ah first watched it.

 

And it's a year old.


Our Harvard-educated friends have not a leg to stand on. They can't tell our Nigel what he can and can't use his own name in and they have no copyright in plain words of the English language.

The band is over 20 years old in any case, and Farage is not passing himself off as them, they are a bunch of hippies shouting the odds, Farage is an actual campaigner.

 

Haha shit, so it is. Somebody just whatsapped me it and I didn't think to check the date

 

I've been hitting the books solid this past 5 days. 10 hours a day, quit the job, living off savings.

I am in total beast mode for details..........I wouldn't have thought to check the date a week ago, now, I am all over the small print as it were.

Amazing how the outlook changes as our surroundings change.

I have been sat in my attic room sweating in the afternoon heat these past few days, writing, reading, writing, and I don't think I have been happier for some time.

I keep the laptop open, have regular breaks, sometimes even a snooze.......I wish I had known how to do it 20 years ago, but que sera.

 

I'm pretty sure ive developed late onset adhd I've gone from reading a book a week to one in a good month, basically because im so mentally itchy. Aye, nothing smart about smart phones

 

Phones are just a tool. Limited in their application, ultimately.

I would not be without one, but still...........

 

Irish now a self-employed contract killer

 

All tools work on us too, none more so than this cursed thing. I'm getting concerned

 

I just sexted you

 

I keep getting alerts like that on my locked front screen....basically a whole series of dumb fishing adverts: you've won such and such, your system is infected, buy this, etc but all too frequently 'hi I've sent you those pictures, plz keep them secret' or 'hornykate88 is free to fuck, 7pm'. Which obviously looks bad

 

The best one I heard is this app that let's you send pics to other phones in the vicinity that also have the app, without a signal being needed.

So basically chicks are claiming that they are just stood there on their phone and some guy also in the same carriage will dick pic them.

 

. The future will be confusing

 

You need to make more informed porn clicking choices

 

Haha ironically the culprit seems to be an innocent old photo hosting site. Which I can't find a serviceable replacement for

 

Phones are fuckers - still havenae worked oot if they're friend or foe.

 

The phone makes what used to be dire emergencies a lot less complicated and I can force people to watch Eder's goal against USSR anywhere anytime

 

They are great tools but it's like all tools..........knowing how to use them is key.

Hammers are great but if you keep breaking your thumb.......same with phones.......if you spend all day on them, depending on them, they are a hazard.

 

Agree but check this out:

 

Keeper was weak possibly unsighted.

Must beat Spurs. Must.

 

Shut your blasphemous mouth, you cunt

You'll beat Spurs

 

Did anyone read the book poverty safari that was getting a load of press last year? By Darren mcgarvey, aka the (not good) Glasgow rapper Loki. I read it the other week and it was surprisingly excellent, would recommend even to clogg since all the issues translate, imo. Anyway the point: I was telling my delinquent brother about the book at the weekend and it turned out he had way better counter chat - he'd gotten in a fist fight with this guy at a party 5 or so years prior on the ludicrous cassus belli that Loki had misheard my brother as calling him a 'fucking bin man'! Fucking *pishing* a) bizarre b) pregnant with all the class obsession he's made a career of c) ironic given he was a BBC media star and my bro was night shift cleaning up deid bodies at the time

 

Can't believe they didn't get along, fuck knows what they'd ever find to disagree about

 

Haha I like your brother despite not knowing him at all

He worked for a mortician???? What a crazy gig

 

Yes, but unbeknownst to the funeral homes.

 

wtf

Man is fined £90 for hiding face from facial recognition cameras | Metro News

 

What do they do if somebody has on a Burka

 

No disrespect but in the past 5 days I've burned through 143 pages of a book called "Contract Law in Ireland" by a guy called Paul McDermott, who is now a Judge in Ireland, and had been a lecturer when I was at UCD.

And I still had to read your story twice to get what you were saying.

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Choof tho innit............these guys are fucking dickheads half the time.......It's always been the same.........the rich get offended cos they think you think they can't slum it as they flaunt their wealty and the poor get offended cos you think they ain't rich enough even though they want to be known for having nothing.