Brand new modern fitba 2018-19 thread!! SEE YOU!!

Fellow could play ball, though, that's for sure

 

"Barnes ... close control... OH! He's left the defender in tatters with a sudden burst... and FOXWORTHY IS BEATEN SOUNDLY!"

 

David Seaman ::

 

George Galloway sacked for a mildly mildly inappropriate comment.

He said that because Spurs, a club linked with North Londons "Jewish Community"......were beaten by Liverpool, there would be no "Israeli Flags" on the Cup.

Mildly chauvinistic and generally overshadowed by his pro City of Liverpool comments in the same phrase.

This is one thing I still love about Ireland....irish Radio....people just calling it like it is.

 

Pre-ponytail!

 

Still can't make up my mind as to whether this is just genius from Ronaldinho or a complete howler from SEMEN

 

Kind of amazing Galloway gets the ax for that given that he's probably said things about 50 times more controversial

Spurs "Jewish" connection is no more authentic in 2019 than Ajax's, really

 

Seaman could never keep clean sheets.

 

Seaman was a very good keeper, he was excellent for us. His major weakness was he was really vulnerable to getting lobbed. There was the Ronaldinho freekick, the Nayim goal. He even got lobbed by a Sex In The City actor and the guitarist from Kasabian when he took part in those Soccer Aid matches for charity.

 

Nobody called Seaman is ever going through life without at least 10 hugely embarrassing things happening to them

Why are there no videos of Peter Shilton getting humiliated to that extent? Simple... he was a better keeper but even more importantly, his surname was Shilton which just isn't screamingly amusing. Had he been Peter Cox, Peter Moorehead, Peter Fagina... there'd be five or six humiliating gifs of him getting lobbed by Glenn Hoddle or Zico or someone from Oasis in a 90s charity match

Had Seaman been David Shilton ... no gif, no laughs, just a well liked and respected keeper

 

This is true!

Jimmy will remember the days when QPR had Shittu and Doudou in the same team.

 

Shittu and Doudou... that's the greatest thing ever

 

Aye - they were kenned as the double deuces.

 

Haha. Danny Shittu was a beast! Was part of two QPR teams that got promoted, wasn't he? Had much more of an impact in his first stint. Was a fan favourite and was dangerous from corners. Doudou didn't do anything for us. He was...well...Doudou!!

 

"Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cheroo! Who needs Sol Campbell when you've got Shittu..."

 

They ought to make me a Brit football commentator... I can do a fine English accent and I'd say shit just like that

"Salah, interesting... OH! VERY INTERESTING!"

 

"Queen's Park Rangers... in possession ... but can they find the equalizer... ... ... TWAAAT!"

 

Just heard Jose Antonio Reyes died in a car crash. Only 35, poor guy. He was a pretty good player.

 

Hahaha. Oh my word

 

Forgot that it's the Nations Cup tonight and tomorrow with the final over the weekend. Anyone interested in it?

 

Yeah I'll be watching.

 

Anyone have the fixture schedule?

 

For the Nations League? Portugal play the Swiss tonight at 7:45pm and Engerland play the Netherlands tomorrow, same time. Final is on Sunday, same time also.

 

I'm still not particularly sure why this is even a thing or why it's been given any weight with regard to Euro '20

 

Just trying to buy some damn parathas...the tyranny of it. Its like junglebook when the elephants arrive and the animals have to stop everything and pronate themselves in deference. No you can't walk this way mere flesh blob, im in my two tonne death machine tonight - stay put and suck my cancerous particulates lest I smash your bones! Every culture's got taken for granted practices, later considered bizarre & brutish... get them to fuck.

 

Cheers Jimmy. Quite fancy ingerland to win it

 

Basically a brilliant player taking advantage of a mistake that his opposite number should never have made.

 

The great thing about London is the Parathas Wars. Sanjay gives four for the price of 3 so he can out do Gupta who is offering 43 for the price of 30 oh deary me.

PS I love those cars, cos Irish is in the middle of them, making faces.

My face is so fat and my hair is so long that after a solid 45 minutes of cycling, up hills, .....I look like a proper lunatic.

Black geezer, a proper fucking hoodie looking stab merchant........stopped in traffic, tried to reverse and park..........and I went around him and he went to glare out the window...I just stared back, sweat and hair everywhere....he soon thought better of it.

Get into the traffic and compete Hut, fucking compete!