Who gets rid of AJ the quickest?

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Prime Tyson, Lewis, or Foreman?
     
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    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    i thought you were gonna offer these choices:

    beats by dre, under armour, or hugo boss
     
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    see now thats a good joke
     
  4. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    LOL.
     
  5. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Lewis.
    He KO's big guys very quickly. Especially if they have a questionable chin. Vitaly would have destroyed him as well.
     
  6. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    Yes, that was a zinger, well played Neil well played.
     
  7. Irish

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    Vitali wouldn't have gone after him, he'd just have put him in a shell and beaten him up.

    Foreman....way too agricultural.

    I think Lewis does it in 3 rounds and Mike does it in 5.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    With the exception of Bruno I think Lewis bettered the result in every fight against a common opponent he shared with Tyson, so wouldn't necessarily disagree that Lewis gets him out quicker, but stylistically I think Mike takes AJ out faster.
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    If Andy did it in 7, you REALLY think it's gonna take Mike 5?

    I mean, Andy woulda really done it in 4 if he was a huge puncher and top finisher.
     
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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    yeah, but no way would AJ open up like this against Tyson
     
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    Took him 5 to get Bruno the first time didn't it?
     
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    AJ's more fragile than Bruno.

    Also, Bruno would have fucked up Andy.
     
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    I don't know about that.........
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Huhh????

    Cmonnn now... Frank might not have been some great, but he would have wiped his ass with Ruiz.
     
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    5 for Tyson? Maybe 2000 Tyson

    The guy that got Berbick out in a round would get a guy this totally undone by head movement out in a single round... I have no doubts about it
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Agreed. I have extreme difficulty seeing Joshua lasting more than 2 with the 80s Tyson. He couldn't handle the aggression and countering of Andyyy fuckin Ruiz.

    Overall, I don't think AJ is lasting past the third against any of these three. But due to the speed, Mike probably takes him out a round sooner than Foreman.
     
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    Ruiz wasn't even throwing particularly good combinations and was still landing... Tyson's speed, the ridiculous power... this just screams hellacious left hook to the head and guy falling over himself as a result
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    AJ himself has said that Tyson would have destroyed him.

    In most cases, talk like that is just a guy being humble in respect of a legend.

    But noooo, AJ.... you're absolutely right, sir!
     
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    Tyson gets the job the quickest, no doubt about it. Wouldn't see past the 1st.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Lewis right hand will land early n hard....Lewis by KO..

    Tyson will land his bums but AJ will clinch n survive a 2-3 rounds...
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Tyson followed by Lewis and then Foreman.

    Tyson due to his ability to SLIP those long punches and come over with quick counters plus the footwork to close the distance.
     
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    Tyson, because he’s the fastest starter and will be looking for a quick KO just by nature. Although Foreman was a fast starter too, maybe he lands the jab and right hands pretty quickly.
     

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