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The Nations League tournament takes place before the Euro qualifying campaign so if you finish second in qualifying, you qualify for the Euro Champs. If you finish last in your Nations League group then you are relegated to the next group. The negative of finishing bottom of your Nations League group is that it effects your ranking and if you fail to finish in the top 2 of your qualifying group, you're further back in the queue for the playoffs because of your lower ranking.

 

What if you finish third, but your manager's star sign is Sagittarius and the side who finished above you scored less goals and wear uniforms containing the color blue?

Is that a home and away playoff or do they go to penalties?

 

That would be an ecumenical matter.

 

Slice's boyfriend scored a free-kick. 1-1 now though against the Swiss.

 

Mate I think you'll find it's actually called a hat-trick...

 

Yeah, just seen that. I didn't watch it but was keeping tabs on it (albeit not regularly). The guy is a greasy goal machine.

 

No denial that he's your boo, though, FAGGOT

 

Looks like a stack of alternating Lemon and Strawberry starburst viewed from the side

 

That's insane... there's absolutely no reason for this to exist other than money for UEFA

 

I feel like I should know who this is but I can't think of his bloody name and when you tell me I'll be like oohhhh yeaaah that's him! He's either a professional footballer or a celebrity.

 

Well it's in its early stages, but obviously if England win it, it's the greatest competition in the wooooooorrrrrrrllllllllddddddddd.

 

If they lose (which, obviously they will) it's "honestly, mate... 'ardly a pot worth winnin', innit?"

 

It's Alim Ozturk in Hearts away kit from a couple years ago... fucking hideous

 

The benefit of following Celtic:

The rest of the league is so shit that not even fucking JIMMY recognizes the players

 

I figured Jimmy could name the entire Welsh Premiere League's starting XIs

 

Buy him a pint and he'll list the reserves.

 

Literally just looks like a dessert.

Whiskey reminded me of it when he talked about teams playing in blue......I just though of Rangers...then that HORRIFIC Hearts kit.

 

Ma wee seagull pal is back for a third year and he's eating out my hand now! I sing songs to him while I make breakfast he seems to like it. Who's my evil wee seagull pal? Yes, you are.

 

Ah ken Ah'm gonnae soond like an old woman here, but watch yer eyes, Hoot. There has been legit tales o' those shite hawks (seagulls) pecking oot peepers. There wiz a story o' some poor gadge in Wales rescuing a gannet and the bassa managed to pierce one of his eyeballs and cut the eyelids in two... check it oot...

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...Vaw2M4ufMrcVROW8OoZePhQ0M&cshid=1559808491665

 

Ewwww Jesus fuck. Luckily there's always a window between us and I just paw it thru the gap at the botton the way a cashier dispenses buckie in an east end offie

 

SEE GULL!

 

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And the cunts have botulism

 

Seagulls are filthy. Very dirty animals. Real beauties.

 

I like crows/ravens

Proper bird

 

Over here they have become problematic to say the least. They raid nests. And they eat shit. Peck eyes out of lambs.

Crows over here are the unlikely scene of a battle between real people who live real country lives, and the usual bien pensants

Chris Packham festival appearance cancelled after death threats

 

All species are problematic in their way ... we're the most problematic of all

Crows are smart as fuck and they work together...

How do you know there's a murder of crows nearby????







Probable CAWS!

 

I think both Packham and the people who want to kill him seem like fucking wankers

 

Silly competition. Mickey mouse cup.

 

Bloody hilarious