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Dae Ye mean me? Ah’m no’ bitching aboot Ye and it is the sport that’s holding ma interest... honest, Guv.

 

Ah played a wee bit o’ beach volleyball in Crete last summer and tae give Ye an indication o’ hoo useless Ah wiz, Ah’ll relay this humiliating tale... Ah’m quite a solid laddie weighing in at fifteen stone (95kg) and Ah misjudged a serve tae me and it hit me dead centre o’ the chest and Ah fell o’er backwards, legs in the air and still wi’ ma hands clasped taegether ready tae deftly lift the ball in the air. The ball that knocked me o’er wiz made o’ SPONGE and weighed aboot as much as an undernourished hummingbird. Even the fucking Germans were laughing.

 

Sat here watching an episode of Bullseye from the 1980's..........the standard of the question and the answering would shock the shit out of you.

Who did John Hinckley Shoot In 1981?

"Children Under Siege" Was Written By What British Doctor??

Who Was Prime Minister At The Time of the Referendum to Enter the Common Market.

 

Jesus Bullseye was vastly superior to 99 per cent of the shit that's on TV today.

 

I Know a Guy Called Warnock
He's Into Foot Long Black Cock
His Best Players On A Plane
That's Never Seen Again
And it makes me Cryyyyyyyyyyyy
De ne ne ne ne ne ne ne
His Transfers Never Fly
De ne ne ne ne ne ne

 

OH WOW Dutch Keeper that's fucking awful.

 

I saw this earlier, fairly disgusting, and fairly disgusting reporting of it too.

The usual non-reporting reporting we are so used to. Onguene, Cameroon #7, was booed throughout the game, after a particular incident.

Basically, Cameroon #7 flung a water bottle at a member of the Dutch Squad, for no apparent reason.

Attendance at the game was heavily Dutch, Cameroon had been getting the worst of it, and Onguene on being offered a drink by a Dutch squad player flung it back in her face.

TV witnessed it and "Shucks", "Oh, a hee hee" tried to laugh it off.

Then the Guardian Newspaper said that Onguene was being booed "Unsportingly"..........and tried to say it was because she was staying down for fouls too long.

Nope, you fucks.

VIDEO: Cameroon's Onguéné throws water bottle offered by Holland sub

Van Dongen biedt water aan: boze Kameroen-aanvalster gooit flesje direct weg

 

Canada: mechanical, over baked, slow thick football. Jerky, by-numbers stuff. Super slow to get the ball down, wrong option every time. Playing like a bunch of dudes that just met.

 

No-one will be surprised to note that I watch Bullseye on Challenge all the time. Superb television show.

MTF

 

I just watched one episode by a total accident.......was surfing and got distracted...left it on........the way the host spoke to people, seemed a dead nice bloke, the questions, the proper proper prizes by the standards of the day, not some fucking £100 voucher for TopShop. The contestants who wanted to be there and wanted to participate, the total lack of pretension and fake offence.

One bird was playing and beating the blokes and she got a kiss off one of the fellas.

Today, Rape charges and headlines in the Guardian....."Superb Woman RAPED by Inferior darts player...the hell we go through, everyday, BAN DARTS"

 

FINALLY a bit of fluidity out of the Canadians and it pays off. Finally the right ball. Finally a good finish.

 

I like Colin, he did well with us.

 

He's just such a spectacularly unattractive man

 

Got regulated, no?

Remember Loic Remy? He was good for £10m.

 

Lol yup, he's the guy you have to answer questions to if you want to cross the bridge into Sheffield.

 

Actually, no. They sacked him before Christmas and brought Hughes in, who somehow actually kept us up. Hughes also fucked up the whole Fernandes project by wasting Tony's millions on bang average has-beens like Santa Cruz.

Remy was genuinely brilliant if I'm honest, quality player, but cash ruled everything around him, cream and all that.

 

Feeling positive about 20190/2020 Slice? You know me, I am approaching the Season with impending dread ::

Thailand have now conceded 17 goals in 2 games.

 

YEEESSS THAILAND SCORE!!!

They are 1-17 in the tournament.

 

If you get the chance, check out the Swedish penalty and yellow card for handball in the 94th minute, and you will realize the old the rule about needing to be smarter than a tool to use it.

Putting MORONS in charge of VAR has been a disaster.

 

Hope Solo isn't very bright, is she?

 

79th minute of USA vs Chile.

The 2nd absolutely intelligence-defying VAR decision of the day.

"FOUL", outside the box, given as a penalty and a yellow card.

The decisions in Sweden vs Thailand and USA vs Chile absolutely beggar belief.

Seems female refs are as crap as female players.

And then, to finish the farce off, the ball is blasted wide from the penalty.

Farce Factory.

 

Haha nope, main objective is just to survive again. Would be happy with a mid-table finish and doing the double over Brentford, no hope for much more than that.

 

Worst summer in human history. So sick of this STOP FUCKING RAINING

 

It's the Glowball Heating stuff bruv.

 

So Neymar apparently wants back at Barca. For my money, he can stay where he is or fuck off to Brazil. We don’t need him.

 

Barca should offer him half his current wage... take it or leave it

 

Any gadgets SEE the Scotland lassies fit a game last night? Three nil up tae Argentina and then get knocked oot, 3-3 including a penalty close tae the end... The pen wiz missed the first time before a VAR decision meant it wiz taken again (goalie moving offae the line bollocks) and slotted home fer the Argie win.

With this kind o' luck the lassies definitely match the Scoatland laddies.

 

What's your opinion on VAR, Bill?