Spider-Man: Far from Home trailer

Marisa Tomei at 54 is the definition of what MILF means...

 

Marvel Studios just shoot itself on the foot:

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"The definition of what milf means..."

"Ice is like the definition of what frozen water means..."

Fucking drooling cretin... Marisa Tomei would probably take to wearing a burka if she knew she was being lusted after by a lecherous, base imbecile like Panchy

 

It would be hilarious, fucking hilarious, to see Candid Camera style, how panchytard acts, in the presence of women, in reality.

 

Nothing to see, folks: I am very polite and even shy with women. I never cross the line even if they are openly flirting with me. One time this very yummy Filipina nurse that used to work for me, openly said, "Oh, Mr "Panchy' you look so hot in that sexy sweater you wearing." I responded, "Thanks...I guess..." and walked away. I knew she had been hiting on me for quite a while, but being her supervisor I was not going to get myself into compromising words or situations.

I respect wAmen.

 

Well, technically she is not a MILF as she never had any children and she would love a mature stud like me.

 

New trailer has major spoilers for Avengers Endgame.

That said, this looks great and apparently Marvel wants to make Spider-Man the successor of Iron-Man, which is great as the other alternative, Captain Marvel, is too divisive. Also they are introducing here the multiverse which could be the direction for Phase 4.

 

Looks typically dogshit as Spider-man movies are but this one looks perfect for SJW/LGBT teenage crowd.

Mysterio looks cool though.

 

Yeah I forgot that a real tranny was cast for this film.

 

Saw this tonight, it was a watchable but not great. The first one was much more watchable and the issue with this is the bad guy they chose to have him fight just didn’t make for interesting action sequences. In fact the parts of this film that I found interesting was more with Peter Parker dealing with his issues with his classmates, Happy and Nick Fury who had a pretty sizeable role in the film. The Spider Man fight scenes had me feeling bored and anxious.

5.5 Watchable with zero replay value.

 

Spider-man: Far from Home took $185 million domestically during its first five days of release of which $93 million were grossed during the weekend. Worldwide it amassed around $580 million and has a good chance of becoming the first Spider-man film to gross $1 billion worldwide.

 

Bored and anxious?

 

Yep. Bored and anxious.

 

What, like bored and anxious...simultaneously?

 

Yeah, bored and anxious to get to a different scene or something.

Also I can’t speak to the American version but here in Japan, you know that scene in the trailer where Spiderman apprehends some criminals in what appears to be a museum while jokingly telling the guards he’s too busy doing their job? Totally wasn’t in the film I watched.

 

This film passed the $1 billion mark. The first Spider-Man film to accomplish this feat.

 

What is sad about all this PC in the Marvel films is that even if someone has a slight attempt at getting things right, they toss it away. For example when Zendaya was cast as Mary Jane Watson, she dyed her hair red and tried to look a bit like the sexy comicbook version, but the filmmakers discarded even that and went for the fugly look.


what we got...

 

I think it was more because they didn’t want people to know who she was until the big reveal at the end.

 

Watched this tonight: great for the first 45-60mins.
Generic dogshit for the last hour.

6/10

 

It didn't work.

I wonder why in films they never get MJ introduction just like in the comicbook which was absolutely perfect: Peter Parker has a big crush on good girl Gwen Stacey like forever. His Aunt May keeps talking about that nice girl who happens to be her best friend's niece. For many issues Aunt May & her neighbor friend kept nagging Peter to meet this mysterious girl. They even arrange for a blind date which Peter reluctantly agreed to only because he wanted these old ladies to stop nagging him (many times he avoided meeting this girl). When she finally shows up, Peter's jaw drops to the floor at the sight of the beautiful babe Mary Jane Watson, the girl he avoided all that time, who is the total opposite of Gwen: a fun, people loving party girl with no cares in this world.



If you think about it you will notice that Stan Lee pretty much copied the Betty-Archie-Veronica romantic triangle for Spider-Man. It is there in plain sight and almost nobody noticed it.

 

*scratches head* o_O

 

I like saying it one word like a Jewish surname... "Spydamen"

Rabbi Leon Spiderman