Deep Purple v Led Zeppelin

This is how you do it, shits on both of your wank bands

 

Tesco in Islington

 

Not even in the Top 3 best Grunge bands.


Plus, he was a wimp who couldn´t handle his drugs and topped himself.

 

That's funny; you're funny

Still, thanks to knowing what a melody is, your band of choice is certainly superior to Deep Purple

 

LOL. That's a funny take little fella, nice try.

 

Cheers.

I'm the...

...around these parts.

 

Nah.
They're one of the usual suspects that newbies name when asked about their favourite all-time rock bands:
"Guns 'n' Roses, Nirvana....er, Chilli Peppers...maybe some Metallica"

Only they appeal to teenage mentality and little else.

 

Oh wow, a list of 4 very popular 80s/90s bands that's supposed to imply a link of sorts

Nirvana very clearly not a good fit in that list to start with

And secondly, it has fuck all to do with the matter at hand: Deep Purple being awful

Songs, songs, songs

There are more good songs on one side of any Led Zeppelin album apart from possibly In Through The Out Door (Coda isn't a real album) than on any 5 combined sides of any Deep Purple albums

"Come Taste The Band"... that's beyond even Spinal Tap territory... Deep Purple doesn't even have songs as good as Black Sabbath ... it's like Sabbath with vastly superior musicians but somehow even less writing ability

 

All of this....is really poor even for your standards, faggit.

 

Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-

DER DER

Nobody's gonna like this song 'cept for 13 year old boy-oys!
nobody wanna write this song but we had no other choi-oice

Oooh it's a killing machine
Lacks ev-rything
I'm just moving my mouth, bunch of bullshit and ev-rything

I'M NOTHIN'! I'M SQUEALIN'! EARS BLEEEEEEDING!
Yeah! it turns me on

Allll-right, hollld tight... IIII'm aaaa thirrrrrd raaate staaaaaaaaaaaar

(Cue solos...
1. Lord - Quaalude and Fuge in D minor
2. Lord - Quaalude in A minor
3. Lord - Half-Asscaglia in F major - transition to D Minor - Resolution in A (To paraphrase Beethoven's supposed last words... "friends, applaud... the comedy is over")

More bullshit screaming about driving and then Blackmore chimes in with his Unwell-Tempered Clavier solo

INCREDIBLY VACUOUS SHITE... English pretense too arrogant to recognize its own crushing banality

 

Honestly, I'd respond with another gif but the majority are legitimately of Kurt looking miserable

Still, no reflection on the music which was obviously BRILLIANT.

 

Well, it was just a temporary outlet for disaffected/depressed teen-angst of the 1990s, right?
As for Nevermind, it has some good power-pop-punk hooks but its all about ´Kurt Cobain saved my life with this album, blah-blah-blah´.

 

Awesome:

 

Just saw this.

Nevermind was a cultural phenomenon, I don't think you can knock an album just because it was popular. If it had that much of an impact on the youth at the time, casual or not, and it still stands the test of time then it deserves its accolades. It's not my favourite Nirvana album and I do find it a little too polished, but it's deserving of its place.