Ed Sheeran breaks touring record

Discussion in 'The Sound Garden' started by Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Aug 2, 2019.

  1. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    I'd rather firewalk than listen to one of his songs.
     
  2. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    A Orange coiffed, yellow-toothed closeted homosexual who produces despicable, maudlin shite

    Needs his face smashed with a sledgehammer and his fans Dachau'd
     
  3. Where does the popularity come from? It seems that he sells out stadiums in places like Western Samoa or Greenland or fucking Micronesia.

    He is like dogshit...everywhere.
     
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  4. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    i don't understand these records....what constitutes a 'tour'?
    he likely flies home every weekend, so that's not a real 'tour', in my book
     
  5. Exactly.
    He's just been on the road for fucking years so they have to tie it all in to some 'record breaking achievement'
     
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  6. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Ed Sheeran breaks touring record

    morelike

    Ed Sheeran breaks some bullshit, arbitrarily determined touring record (and hopefully both his fucking legs)

    Amirite?!?!?!
     
  7. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    ya what kinda pussy tour dates are these: ÷ Tour - Wikipedia
    i see an entire 3 month break at the end of each year
     
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  8. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    I literally couldn't name you one of his songs. Same with that other potatohead lewis capaldi whos suddenly bigger than Jesus
     
  9. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Lol@ dachau'd
     
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  10. Captain Obvious

    Captain Obvious WBC Champion

    Ed Sheeran is popular and unpopular with music fans.
     

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