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Oats: In England, food of horses. In Scoatland, food of asses.

 

Chelsea are going to struggle. They are SO LUCKY they are in the CL............cos that's their only route to Europe next season.

 

A job too big for Frank.

 

OATRAGE!

Like the olde dictionary above but the sprichtwort (saying) is pure mince - Ah always love getting ma oats.

 

The only pleasure Frank Sr must get from looking at Frank Jr's face is knowing that Mrs Lampard only played home games all season.

 

Chelsea ::

 

´Frank Lampard decides at 3-0 down to take off his defensive midfielder Jorginho and bring on N'Golo Kante in a like for like swap´

 

Lampard has neither the experience nor the resources to make good on his lack of experience.

I had a tenner on Wales to Win, Kerry to Win, United to win.

Fuck you Wales.

 

Lampard´s season will enhance Rooney´s legacy at Derby...

 

Football fans...........

Paul Lummis: That celebration from James is perfect and shows the new approach - bring in young players who want to wear the shirt and the badge, and give them a place to succeed.

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Man U enjoyed a lot of luck today...as Ole's end of last season showed, these things tend to even out over course of season... Chelsea looked very vulnerable in defence

 

Just saw the highlights. Chelsea hit the WW twice at 0-0 and 1-0

Long live the wankfest. The weather will turn cool, somebody with grit will show up, United will assume the position.

 

Fucking hell................pure idolization, and kudos to Salah too.

Boy meets Mo Salah after lamppost collision while chasing his hero


An 11-year-old Liverpool fan met Mo Salah after he knocked himself out running into a lamp-post as he tried to keep up with the footballer’s car.

Louis Fowler and his 10-year-old brother Isaac had been waiting outside the club’s Melwood training ground in the hope of seeing one of their idols when they spotted Salah’s Bentley pulling out on Saturday afternoon.

As he ran after the car to try to get the Egypt striker to wave back at him, Louis collided with a lamp-post and landed unconscious on the floor with a broken nose.

Neighbours reportedly brought the two boys back to the street where they live, just opposite the training ground, and their stepfather called for an ambulance.


Meanwhile, Salah, who saw the accident, turned his car around and returned to check on Louis.

He hugged the brothers and posed for pictures with them as dazzled neighbours looked on.

 

Jesus McChrist

 

South Africa......I mean it's basically Shark Alley.

 

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That's sweet

 

:( :(

The boy is top drawer

 

Might put a good bit of money on Celtic to win tonight. 4/7 to win currently.

 

I think your money would be pretty safe there - as poorly as i thought we played in the first leg i think we'll be pretty comfortable tonight. This lot are direct and a threat from set pieces but aren't the kind of patient possession team which throw Celtic into a sweaty, disorganised panic. Im gonna go out in a limb and say 3-0. I'd bet against us vs Prague tho!

 

This is brilliant

Pound For Pound with Jake Wood & Spencer Oliver on Twitter

 

McGregor at LB... fuck's sake, it's come to that ... FC Ceausescu very nearly scored

 

Fuck, Celtic losing. I've bet £30 on them to win.

 

We're shite

 

I'm calling it now from what I've seen...Celtic won't score. Just not clicking and Cluj are up for this.

 

Celtic have been smothered and frustrated. Created very, very little. Need a big 2nd half performance.

 

We'll pull this out but i sincerely hope we dont make the CL