SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Biggest 0-0 thrashing ive seen in ages. Need to turn this into 3 goals stat

 

Aik fans starting a riot...being in a city with actual pubs all days clearly gone to their heads, cringe

Bolingoli the most useless cunt ive seen in half a decade, hes given it away ten times now (im counting)

 

AIK sung three songs so far invented by celtic. If we had copyright on these we'd be a CL force $$$

 

Eduoard, really good player, probably our best now (faint praise)....but fuck me, you cant play 1 upfront with a guy whos allergic to the 6 yard box. Forrests on the wing! Cross arrives on cue! Eduoard bursts into a leisurely jog to break into the D. Aw man the frustration, its like still being at work

 

2-0 shoulda been 5, lets hope to fuck we dont rue it. Big signings needed

 

Yet another solid result in europe for der hun. Stevie G & Gary Mac know how to set stall

 

Why was Deontay Wilder opening a chicken shop in Batley yesterday? Random as fuck.

 

You get this stuff in lidl and aldi, better than gold. Extra virgin olive oil, a pile of this - pretty hard to fuck up step 3,4,5,6 enough to go wrong

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/asda-compare-prices/Herbs_And_Spices/Batts_Easy_Garlic_190g.html

 

Lidl.

oo.

 

Nice

 

Said literaly nobody in britain or europe whos actually been....mustard, king of the mockery fail

 

Aldi does is be Lidl.

 

Lidl is quality.

 

Lidl used to have that stigma though, right?
Like people driving Skoda cars.

 

ManU is in ruins.

Incredible how five back-to-back victories in meaningless games convinced them to offer Solskjaer a long contract

 

Every Lidl helps.

 

Shock result. Falling 1-0 behind, missing a pen, equalizing late on then conceding late on. They have to bounce back from this. If Solskaer doesn't get them in the top 4 then he's out.

 

One top four finish in the last 4 seasons for Man United ... who would've imagined that a decade ago?

 

Who would've imagined this - Dennis Law sending ManU to Division 2:

 

A goal he couldn't have been less happy about

 

Not sure if this is just a local thing this year but it feels like every other weekend since june has been pride weekend. Flags every where, restaurants, streets, pubs building sites, shop fronts, without let up - Ive got severe pride fatigue and just cant be made to get proooder. You're here, you're queer, we're already completely used to it, now chill out & fuck off. They've gotten as bad as the orange walk.

 

"The Speculum My Father Wore"

 

Great day, what a difference the sun makes and it makes me wish we'd follow the scandanavians and just switch to summer fitbaw. Bayo looks like the proper number 9 penalty box striker we need though too early to guage the overall quality of his game yet

 

What Ben Stokes did yesterday might just have sealed his Knightood and his SPOTY award.

That was really one of the ATG sporting moments.

 

He could walk down the street here and nobody would have a clue who he was

 

I managed to catch a good bit of the final overs. England were dead and buried. How Stokes managed to pull that off I'll never know. It was like the World Cup all over again. He deserves to be Knighted but I wonder if he will be after all the off-pitch stuff.

 

Stokes is a great player, has bailed England out in two different formats now. Some of the shots he was attempting, let alone pulling off, were insane.

 

They would if he wrapped his bat around their fucking head. HOWZAT!

 

I was sat there watching it...........I've no interest in cricket per se but this redefined "sticky wicket"...............Atherton quoted McAulay in todays Times.........."Now who will stand on either hand,. And keep the bridge with me"...........it really was "Epic" in so many senses of the word..........Stokes stood there with his goofy sidekick Leach, his glasses fogging up under his helmet, with Leach landing sneak blows and Stokes wailing away with the riskiest of haymakers, finding the target everytime.......and then the Aussies cracking, using up all their reviews and then dropping the ball..........with that final guttural roar when he hit the final 4.

I thought it was great entertainment and pageantry and real walk-the-line stuff.

Archer had tried to do the same when he came out, swinging.....but he's lower order and inexperienced so he walked sooner rather than later, understandably.

 

The Queens own grandkids have been in more trouble than Stokes ever has and they all got looked after. Fuck it her son was banging around with a convicted Pedo.

Stokes bashed somebody that was pestering a queer friend.