SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Less stressful night than i feared. AIK are absolute pap

 

6-1 aggregate is pretty stress free

 

So no Brexit for Shellick. Too bad.

 

Let's not have that bullshit spill over into the football thread, please

 

A box with IMG in it

Well done, you useless slag ... hope you spontaneously combust

 

Hoo aboot they Rangers, eh? Legia Warsaw? Dredgia Bawsore more like, AMIRITE?

 

Dortmund get Barca and Inter. Lovely.

Hopefully they can get 4 points and against Inter and hold home court against Barcelona.

 

He robbed it off me........I say we paint him black, put a white girl on his arm and stick him in the Delorean with the date set for 1870 and the address that of the barn of one Nathan Bedford Forrest.

 

I was hoping for Dortmund to be in with Klopp and Liverpool.

Honestly Liverpool and City have easy glamourless groups.

But Liverpool can always find a way to make it hard.

 

Their name augurs that they be total shite too.

"AIK FOTBOLL".............

I mean...........that's basically "ACME FOOTBALL" in English.

 

Ooh ah cantona ooh ah cantona

BT Sport

 

Leg-end in the legia end. Then a jpii banner then set the whole away section on fire. Nice night's work from the polish contingent, kudos.

 

Lazio, Rennes, Cluj. Really happy with that draw

Rangers get porto, feynord & young boys

 

Rennes will be tough. I watched them play PSG and they were pretty solid to be honest. In all honesty, I favour them to win that group.

 

Dammit I wanted a group featuring Wolves, Wolfsburg and Wolfsberg.

 

Tough group for Rangers

 

Based on league positions last year i feel like we've an alright chance vs both rennes and lazio - certainly no better on paper than liepzig last year. We'll need a bit of luck but we might scrape thru that group. We'll beat cluj home and away - fuck cluj!

 

Cluj

What the fuck name is that

Fucking Romanians

 

Corporal Cluj

 

Cluj = Cunt

 

Does sound like vag chat from a really romantic place like wakefield or something. Ah oop loov, give ooz a fiddle of et cluj.

 

Stick it in my dripping wet Cluj

 

Yeah that's my idea.

 

Walking down the Upper Richmond Road the other night with my CAT KILLER dog.....just out taking in the heavy mild evening, real thunderstorm heat. Coming to the end of our trip, just about terrorized every cat in the Borough........slowing down towards Tescos for treats. Pass a small Persian outfit with benches on the street and who is sat there, forearm tattoos and all, laying out the wisdom to his mate?

Will Self.

 

It's unfortunate there's no Wolferhampton.