Terminator: Dark Fate

Mustard today:

 

Eh??

 

I wish I had that style!

 

cdoggshit, I have a question:
Why is it, that in The Terminator, it states clearly "The time machine can't transport non-living matter" and then in Terminator 2, this rule is flagrantly broken by the fact that the T-1000 is "no living tissue, no flesh, just 100% mimetic-poly alloy"?

 

So they could make a cheesy kid's movie for Slice and Hut to sit there with their little vaginas tingling because of the liquid Terminator ... "IT LOOKS SO COOL AND SCARY!!! I AM EDWARD FURLONG"

 

So hipster kool kids had something 'clever' to pick out and complain about?

 

Hut high fives Bill after seeing T2 in 1991

 

cdogg, why is it that, in The Terminator, one of the main characters Kyle Reese is one of the most badass parts of the whole movie.
But in T2, we get a totally annoying 10-year-old kid, who, upon repeated viewing, is so obnoxious that you spend most of the movie wanting to see him shot in the face?

 

You see, the first was a little too intense for people like HUT AND SLICE and they wound up missing probably half of it because they were too busy shitting themselves to follow the storyline. So to make things better for people like HUT AND SLICE, they replaced the heroic Reese (depriving Sarah of someone to fuck, in the process because the Terminator doesn't even know what fucking is and would kill a person if he even tried) with a little flip-haired girlyboy so people like HUT AND SLICE could feel like "holy shit! He's just like ME!" and Cameron would make more money because now the whole family can watch the Terminator say "Pump up ... ze jamz... dude" or something

 

Just pathetic:

 

T2 paved the way for gems like this

 

Basically, a movie for common (British) cunts who use the word ´Quality´ as an adjective to describe something good: ´Seen T2 mate? Yes, mate, quality, mate´

 

HUT AND BILL: "T2 ... (unintelligible Dalglish-esque gibberish) ... WISNAE... (unintelligible Dalglish gibberish) ... grreat film!!"

SLICE: "Mate, it's a proppah banger! Quality, mate!... Furlong, e's just like me, mate!"

 

"Been to see the Foos', mate. Last night, mate, Wembley.
Quality, mate"

 

"Cameron, mate... Geezer makes proppah films, mate"

 

I'd even rate The Abyss over T2.

Better actors, better plot, better set-pieces.

 

"Cameron's a 'ledge' "

 

SLICE: "T2, guv... quality, innit... wicked!"

SLICE's "Mate", a "geezer" called Simon: "legend-dry, mate!" (Limeys say legend-dree instead of Legend-ary)

SLICE: "the T-1000 liquefying... gave me a proper fright, it did!"

Simon: "mate, nearly soiled me joggers!"

(Laughter)

(Silence)

Slice: "fancy a big of a shag?"

Simon "aye, alroit"

 

Not quite.
It's usually just 'legend' - either easier to pronounce or, most cases, not smart enough for 'legendary'

 

Would probably just say 'ledge', ya ginger cunt.

McDogg and Mustard are just being contrarian little SLAGS. Face it, T2 is a QUALI-TEEEE film and the T-1000 would fuck Kyle Rees up.

HASTA LA VISTA, WANKERS.

 

dumb fuck Cameron actually made scenes like this o_O

 

Ah widnae pay much mind tae Mullarto - tap in ‘Commando’ intae the search engine and SEE who’s always getting ***right in there*** wi’ his camouflage underpants roond his ankles...

‘Hey, Kleenex! Remember how I told you I’d spunk in you last? I lied.’

 

After I'm done I look at the Kleenex and do this:

 

I agree with this assessment and also the fact that this time Ahnuld is a 'good Terminator'. Too bad because Ahnuld was only good in the first one as the villain as all his 'good terminator' films sucked massive balls.

 

LMFAO!

Hey Musturd is the hair all gingerly and curly down below?

I mean on your toe hair of course.

 

No!
cdogg's the one we've all suspected is a ginger for years!

Tons of posts refer to it, too.

 

See just look at that

The Terminators are all sarcastic and shit

It's ridiculous