SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

, dafuq

 

My friend, that girl I inadvertently turned into a Liverpool fanatic was at the Liverpool/Leicester match ... what a way to see your first proper match in person!

She apparently conversed with 75 different Scousers about how she came to follow them... my influence is officially global ... I'm a known commodity across the Atlantic... a trusted adviser, a friend

 

Ive got my mouse hovering over the button to go to Rome for the lazio game....only thing holding it back - its the week after Brexit! Seems an outsized potential for airport chaos.

Thoughts?

 

Fuck me, we got a guy here who KNOWS when Brexit is. You kept that quiet.

 

Passport got at least 6 months validity remaining on it?

 

Aye, should be fine.

 

My thoughts, as per yer request, is merely that Ah only hope Ye visit the colosseum, whilst in Rome on a rare day they let the lions oot, and it just so happens one o’ yer pals put’s a steak in the back o’ yer green parka hood fer a wee joke befoor pushing Ye intae the arena.

Just kilting!

 

Cracks me up to this day.......Scousers going to the European Cup Final in Rome in 1977...........asked a local historian what to check out. He suggested the Colosseum and the Trevi Fountain. The Scousers asked what was the entrance fee to the Colosseum. "No Idea" replied the historian.

"What about the Bouncers, are there any.......?" asked the Scousers.........."No idea, I doubt it" said the Historian.

"Yeh but wharra bout Strippers.........." asked the Scousers..........."No mate, no strippers" replied the Historian, bemused.

"Hang on la, what sort of a fookin night club is this Colosseum place then.........if it's got no bouncers or strippas".

 

I shit my pants that afternoon. Did a dance when the penalty went in. FUCK OFF CITY.

 

I was in Rome a couple of weeks ago, cool place. Get the calzone with the mozzarella, ham and scrambled egg. It tastes amazing and you'll have a nice fat poo later on.

 

"We invented that shit. They ate puzzi before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. And every other fuck is getting rich off it. But this is the worst. This expresso shit".

 

I make my own scrambled eggs with unsalted butter, milk, creme fraiche and fresh chives. Very tasty.

 

I eat between 4-6 scrambled eggs every morning: one yolk, 4-6 whites, chopped onion, chopped tomato, black pepper, Tabasco

 

Sounds awful

 

Ah understand, back aroond the time ‘Commando’ came oot, this wiz the breakfast those wi’ acquired immune deficiency syndrome were encouraged tae eat... they Brazilian doctors are aboot thirty years behind, like.

 

Has his own fucking font and all.

 

So essentially the way Ramsay prepares them.

 

Been watching some VVD clips, he's not been with it recently, Matip got player of the month.

 

Ramsay copied me.

 

A blip is coming. I can feel it.

 

Totally the opposite!
Sometimes add chopped kale...

 

And, of course, the British, o, 'Healthcare' system, , is someway further back than that...

 

Well when you've won all your games........then yeah, a blip has to come. Cos they aren't going to win them all.

 

Tips i can use, thanks

 

Gonna do milan and rome, make a wee holiday of it. On the Celts

 

Worst trainline in London. That and the Piccadilly. Horrid.