Two very good fights on Eddie Hearns "Noocassell" Card tonight, one a British title Fight at 154 between a guy called Ted Cheeseman and a guy called Scott Fitzgerald. No knockdowns, but a real thinking mans brawl as Fitzgerald rinded out a 12 round decision over Cheeseman, who was known for brawling but tried a stick and move tactic that nearly worked but he ran out of steam and was hunted down towards the end. It's wasn't quite Philadelphia but it was good. Fitzgerald took him into deep waters and drowned him. Apparently Fitzgeralds are known for this type of thing. He also threw a massive party after the fight and all the names and faces were there. Cheeseman looked tight at the Whey in on Friday. He did give a big shout out to the Curds at the end. He also left the ring immediately after the decision was announced....no doubt he was.....well.......Cheesed off. He also mouthed "Eff Scott Fitzgerald" at the cameras. Cheeseman had only lost once before to Sergio Garcia but we all have our bogeymen and a 12 round decision loss is par for up and coming fighters. He shouldn't let that handicap him in the future. Main event featured Lewis Ritson vs Robbie Davies Jr in a WBA Super Lighteweight {AKA Junior Welter aka 10 stone aka fuck off} eliminator fight. That's Regis Prograis territory. Neither Davies Junior nor Ritson will be ending the Regency anytime soon. Brilliant fight, great opening 3 rounds and a proper finishing 12th before Ritson rightly took a decision that was a bit closer than the cards suggested. Ironically, Hearn had two cracking fights with proper titles at stake.......on TV for free and not buried on some shitty undercard to a PPV main event. Last but not least, spare a thought for Devon Haney, who is apparently not just missing, but has total retards out looking for him.
I know. What about that mong in the video though...............strikes me as being not particularly bright.
Here is his twitter feed. Thick as a fucking ditch. Another thug blaming his excesses on his youthful exuberance and ADHD Joseph Laws (@josephlaws) | Twitter
I cannot wait for this cunt to get iced. This is my favouritest future "Please Get KO'd" fighter. That cigar dickhead with the dreads can do one and all.
Any man is entitled to his own identity. What he's not entitled to is somebody elses identity. He looks like anorexic Bob Marley in a suit trying to sound like Michael Buffer. "Ahm gonna go get the papers get the papers"
British Update: Dereck Chisorah NEWSFLASH Anthony Joshua lost to Andy Ruiz as Joshua was "surrounded by Latinos and Chicas". My fight with David Price is 18 years in the making. My brain and David Price body would produce "Untouchable World Champ".