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Of all the fucking people. Most people forgot he played for LFC. I think United did too

 

Liverpool didn't get a single call in their favour and that goal against should have been chalked off. End of.

 

Actually never been this impressed

 

Alfredo Morelos: Hearts investigate claims of racism towards Rangers striker

Somebody, unnamed, alleges that some individual, unknown, said something derogatory about morelos' skintone. Police scotland have yet to receive any official complaints. Top sports story in Scotland today.

 

"Man Utd boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is the only manager Jurgen Klopp has faced more than

It's a fucking joke.

Remember the guy Mason Holgate? Said that Robert Firmino called him a name?

Yes, that's the same Robert Firmino who looks like a Latina Lesbian.

Nonsense.

And the Chelsea fan who called Raheem Sterling a "Manc Cunt" has been banned from their ground.

It's Kafkaesque.

 

Like the airport?

 

You're under arrest.

 

I promise to properly follow proper protocols.

 

Frustrating draw for the R's last night, took the lead against the fake hoops from Reading twice but defensive brainfarts cost us the three points. Still, up to 4th now, but it could have been 2nd. Annoying.

 

My pal left my flat without taking her phone last night and my first reaction when my gf pointed it out was 'give her a call n tell her'. Which is obviously fn retarded but a wee indicia of how foreign the idea of being phoneless is getting now...i reckon we'll have them implanted in us somehow within 15 years. Next easy step biometric monitors, access to all the medical data in the universe. All hail the data gods

 

CELTIC!

 

Need a new keeper. He's a liability, although he made some good saves.

 

It's actually an endearment. And now it's going to get the club a fine and bad press. Sad all around. Can't anyone take a fucking joke anymore?

 

C'mon

 

Jason Cundy is a cunt.

 

All of Liverpool's goals were sublime tonight, especially the Ox's second, fantastic finish with the outside of the foot.

 

Cuesta?

 

This is the big yin, the barry mcguigan. JUNGLE FEVER

 

Agreed. His wife actually has the job description of "Footballers Wife".

SMH.

 

Yeah that win was needed as the group is well balanced. Salzburg look very Liverpool of 2017...all attack no defence. They've scored 10 goals in 3 games and have.......one win.

 

I remember Nike did some programme with Sky, one of those 'Football's Next Star' kind of things. Anyway, once they'd selected a squad they sent the Nike team to play against the Southampton youth team, which at the time featured Oxlade-Chamberlain who had just made it into the team. Now these Nike kids weren't without talent, they were decent players, much better than the average amateur footballer but my god you can just see the complete difference in levels and how steep the step up is, they got obliterated 9-0 or something. Even at that stage, Oxlade-Chamberlain was clearly another couple of levels above the other guys in the Southampton youth team, he was ridiculously good. Since then I've always thought he's a top talent and I'm glad to see him starting to realise it at Liverpool, not sure what went wrong at Arsenal but he was stagnating big time.

 

Everyone wants to be Chelsea. Except the League Champions, European Champions, and around 300 other clubs around the World.

Newsflash Cunty, not even Fulham want to be Chelsea.

Cunty is such a Cunty that this is the first line of HIS OWN Wiki entry:

Jason Victor Cundy (born 12 November 1969) is an English former footballer who played as a defender and radio broadcaster.

"yeah man I spent years at Chelsea before I made a big money move to Talksport, where I have 400 assists. I assist Alan Brazil in rudimentary tasks such as reversing into the toilet cubicle and regaining his breath following mild exercise".

 

That injury he got was so unfortunate. He was just starting to look like the midfielder England needed. If they had him in Russia it's possible that Englands brand of Helter-Skelter football would have worked.

Read this mate, this is how bad he had been at Arsenal..............people thought he was the worst signing ever for Liverpool:-


Dunphy Brands Klopp 'A Total Eejit' In Latest Pop At Liverpool Manager | Balls.ie

Self confessed Liverpool fan Eamon Dunphy branded Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp 'a total eejit' in the run up to the Reds' exhilarating 3-3 with top four hopefuls Arsenal.

Speaking on RTÉ 2FM's Game On, Dunphy criticised the German's transfers as well as the overall policy on signings players at the club.

"I mean, he bought Oxlade-Chamberlain. Who in their right mind would spend £35m on Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain? He is a footballer who doesn’t have a position. If you asked where is his best position, you wouldn’t be able to answer."

Granted Oxlade-Chamberlain hasn't exactly hit the ground running but the England midfielder has shown glimpses of potential. Dunphy also bemoaned Liverpool's goalkeeping situation arguing that they should've gone in for Everton's Jordan Pickford during the summer:

"They need a goalkeeper and this wonderful kid at Sunderland Jordan Pickford was sold to Everton to £30m. Why did Liverpool not go and buy him? It was crazy.

I think we all know now that there is a guy called Michael Edwards who runs the show at Liverpool and he only consults Klopp on players. They are doomed, he will be fired out of there."

 

The reason AOC had "no position" is because Wenger was faffing about.

It's obvious what AOC's position is, his position is get the ball get the ball kick it kick it

Klopp takes that and refines it....

As for Shaqiri, that guy needs a run of games. Don't understand his being frozen out. It is embarrassing.

 

Remeber that horrible TV programme.......it was about a football team, it had WAGS and all, the WAGS would be smacking their boyfriends in the face and saying shit like "You are the best holding midfielder in England, demand a rise in your paltry wages so I can shop at John Lewis innit".......well that used to be on TV in the early 2000's and it was so obvious the actors couldn't play a lick.

The physiques are so obviously different. I mean these actors were not in bad shape. But you're talking about guys who can squat 250lbs and run 10Km as against guys who take some whey and play an hour of 5 a side. Everything was a 3rd or 4th touch, no 50 yard passes, they moved like guys who had been at sea for 2 years because none of them had ever run on cut-up grass surfaces for any period of time.

The difference between guys who are really good at football and guys who do it for a living........is like that. It's like watching a classy amateur running around after Lomachenko.

 

:) :)

 

Rarely been so delighted with a result - a side, club, support that its intensely satisfying to beat. And i thought we deserved it over the 90- far superior until their counter attack goal and while the rest of the game was scrappy we always looked like willing ourselves back into it. We're now in a good position in a tough, tough group.

 

Feared the worst for Celtic tonight. Not up there with their very best European wins but it's a very good one.........and Rangers did well too. Drawing with Porto away is no mean feat.

 

I'll freely admit I did not expect Celtic to be in this position... delighted

Rangers drawing in Portugal is impressive, I'll admit