Canelo vs. Kovalev!

Thanks Area-51,..for being able to watch these fights for 5 dolla a month..

 

Canelo gets crushed in 7

 

Nice dive that Romero Duno just took.

 

This kid is super annoying

 

I almost expect him to end each sentence by saying "hashtag ____"

 

"I was like swinging as hard as I could! hashtagYOLO"

 

Haney would outclass Garcia.

 

Haney would stop Garcia.

 

Come on Kov, do the boxing world a favor tonight!

 

Haney is slicker, but Garcia is an excellent fighter. Garcia hits a lot harder.

 

So this main event isn't starting until after Diaz-Masvidal.

The co-main for that card is still going on, so DAZN has to improvise for an hour

 

I just wanna put this shit on mute - it's nothing but a Canelo dick sucking fest.

This telecast makes THE MOST biased HBO telecast sound as objective as Don Dunphy.

 

"Coke Head Rapist" wouldn't have gone over as well with the mainstream.

 

It's so fucking queer

 

How DARE you question the sexuality of a man who enjoys utensils shoved up his ass!

The Irish audacity in you!

 

It's really bad. That's why I just stream fights. Mute the tab, switch over to another and check back.

 

I dunno about you guys, but all that bulk on Canelo sure looks 100% natural to me!

Just a lot of protein and vitamins, I'm sure.

 

I think Kovalev is only here for the money and will fold easily. Hope I'm wrong.

 

Oscar: "Sergey, what if I told you we can get hammered tonight, rape mad bitches, and it's all on my tab?"

"Vwhat round do I go down?"

 

BIG SHOT BOB

 

These "big events" shows are so annoying. Sometimes they fill the undercard with two guys who can't crack an egg to prolong the main event and bore the crowd to death. If early KO's happen we're "treated" to a repeat of the same talking points the broadcast started with.

How else to we to fill the time? Go find some kind of "celebrity" in the crowd and ask about their opinion.

Don't forget we still have national anthems to go.

 

This shit is so Bob Arum.

 

I hate to beat a dead Stafford, but I swear to God... I miss HBO so much.

DAZN is fucking horrible, it really is. There's no way to defend them.

 

Watching the other two cards that were on tonight. FS1 and ESPN.

 

Ray Flores on fs1 is a good blow by blow guy