Canelo vs. Kovalev!

Yeah I’m starting to really miss HBO now. DAZN tries too hard and they just come off corny.

 

Who gives a flying fuck about Ron Artest and Robert Horry in 2019?

This ain't 2002.

 

Kovalev looks half drunk laying on the couch.

Canelo looks as calm as a man who knows the deck is stacked in his favor.

 

Chris Mannix looks like a guy who would still be a virgin if he wasn't on TV. The dorkiest motherfucker I've ever seen.

 

I haven't been watching for a while. Were they able to reach out to James Worthy or Monica Seles to find out their thoughts?

 

I think they just tracked down Larry Bird and Pete Rose.

 

"We're here with Jimmy Carter. President Carter, you were around for the first ever boxing match in history... how does this compare?"

 

What in the fuck? This delay is all to appease UFC watchers of a shit UFC card?

 

Anybody thinking that Golden Boy isn't capable of a fixed fight must remember the Golden Boy's first major "partnership" was founded on a fixed fight.

 

Yeah, gotta make sure that all 875 DAZN subscribers are tuned in.

 

Could be worse. I was expecting bit character from a 1990's sitcom.

 

This bitch Claudia Trejos knows as much about boxing as I know about pottery.

 

Kovalev is gonna come into the ring hammered, Pavlik-style

 

Buckle up, folks - prepare for a feel out round in which Brian Kenny compares Canelo to Ray Robinson, Roberto Duran, and Selena all within 3 minutes.

 

Ya'll musta forgot. Bernard took out Oscar with a legit body shot.

 

The way these clowns are trying to spin it, you would think Canelo was jumping up to fight a Bengal Tiger.

 

First and only open glove body shot KO in history.

 

Most devastating KO since Tyson-Seldon.

 

The writing is on the wall. Sergey is here for a check and nothing more.

Canelo is already up 5-0 on the cards.

 

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How long since the Garcia fight finished? This might be a record.

 

I think we'll see very quickly that the man who destroyed Nathan Cleverly is nowhere to be found.

 

I'm kind of mad at myself that I'm watching when every instinct says this is really nothing but a fixed fight

 

Kov looks like he's thinking: "I Vonder how long til my check clear? Many beeches I must settle outside of court with."

 

Look on the bright side. You got to hear the thoughts of a 1998 mayoral election runner-up from Phoenix.

 

Sometimes I wish Canelo would go ride shotgun next to Sal Sanchez.

 

It's pathetic that nowadays they let the star walk out last even when he's CHALLENGING for a title.

 

Kovavlev has no fire or passion in his eyes whatsoever. None!