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Who the fuck poses or celebrates a goal like this?

Like a woman on stage or something, idk.

 

I would say the same. In all honesty I think Kane is what you'd call the "better footballer" in that perhaps he's more of an all-rounder, he can adapt to any system. I think Vardy is the type of player who needs to be playing with a team that plays a particular way to be truly effective, but WHEN he's in that team, he's just flat out better. Proper instinctive, old school striker. I think he's actually my favourite Prem player of this decade.

 

I actually like that he's a bit of a chavvy cunt as well, the eagle celebration mocking the Palarse fans on the weekend was top drawer.

 

Fuck's sake.

 

I love how Sterling has been invented as this sort of fucking Mandingo-esque character, the Black Man Wronged......when the people bigging him up know he's the sort of cunt they wouldn't want anywhere near their kids or their property.

 

He's by far a more instinctive reflexive guy. I just know you can shut Kane down especially when he is not 100% fit. Kane is more intelligent as a player, he does "the right things".......but Vardy has the Suarez quality of utter unpredicatability.

If I was going into ONE game I had to win, I would pick Vardy.

If I had 10 games and needed to say get 18 points, I would pick Kane.

The way I look at it is that Kane vs Liverpool in the CL final was a far far better situation for Liverpool than Vardy vs Liverpool.

Needless to say Rebecca Vardy is thick as bottled pig poo.

 

It took me by surprise the comeback. Think they were 2-4 down when Ajax went down to 10 men and Chelski had a 5th chalked off for handball.

Barca 6-1 PSG, 2017, 0-4 down from 1st leg and 3-5 down (including conceding an away goal), to score 3 late late goals in the 88th and 90+ minutes to go through. Now that was an epic comeback.

 

Lol. Yeah, that's embarrassing.

 

I backed them at 4-1. Made £6. Fucks sake.

 

"Jazz Hands!"

 

Wow, Celtic 95th minute winner!

 

Might as well call the competition off and just give us the trophy

 

I listened to the opening 15-20 minutes on the radio on my way home from work. It was all Lazio and they could have had two or three early on. That's quite an incredible result.

 

That was the plan all along, Jim!

 

Great result

 

Rangers beating Porto 2-0... any 'great result' here?

NEVER mind, Ah'm prood nonetheless.

 

Im not gonna lie i nearly died of happiness i was just screaming at the sky in ecstasy for like 10m, i went to another place. What a great day. St peters basilica is the most amazing thing ive seen in my entire life then the best goal since 1998

 

That is a cracking result, well in

 

Ye've confused me, Hoot!

 

At what stage could Celtic and Rangers meet in the Europa League? Next round?

 

Put a fiver down tonight. 4 Europa League games. 7-1

Lazio Win
United Win
Wolves Win
Rangers Win.

Fuck you Celtic.

 

I hope its tomorrow and they BOTH LOSE.

 

Best Celtic goal of all time is Larson vs Boavista in the 2nd leg in 2003.

I swear Boavista suddenly found this method of taking goal kicks and throw ins at 20 times the speed they had been previously managing.

 

Is ze draw tomorrow?

 

Press play I have it set up for the goal.

Nice to see John Hartson at a semi-mobile weight of around 220lbs.

Boavista keeper looked like that kid in school who crapped his pants and had to eat it.

I love the way the Man of the Match thing popped up right when the attack was starting.

Hut was rooting around in his pocket for 30p I'll bet. All he had to do then was find a working payphone in early 2000's Glezga. He probably found the 30p with less hassle which is saying something for a Scotsman.

I had a fella here, Jimmy Wilkey, fucking felt bad about going halves on a £10 pizza and then ate 5 of the 8 slices and swears he ate 4.

 

Nah sure half the groups aren't concluded. Traditionally it's just after the CL draw for the KO stages, no~?

 

"And then I told them I could play football and they gave me a rake of cash and I wasn't found out until the UEFA Cup final in 2003, like"

 

Wow I was getting carried away, not even in to the 5th round of group games. Yeah, I think you're right. That would be some knockout stage matchup.

 

Jimmy: "We've qualified do the draw now. If whoever we draw doesn't get through just do it again. Sound".

And UEFA be like........ "OK, here you go......."

 

I know........Draw won't be till the 2nd week before Christmas

United beat Belgrade tonight. Not Red Star, the other Belgrade. Fucking jokers.