SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

No, he hadn´t uet developed into the ´Maradonna-chopper´ of 1982...but he was the understudy of that style of player, the legendary Italian hardman - Romeo Benetti:

 

To my eyes, Benetti just looked like an enforcer for the Cosa Nostra or Camorra...would have loved to have seen him run full-pelt and two-footed right into a lullaby like Raheem Sterling, obliterating both of his knees...

 

It's the pockmarks... he suffered from painful acne and now YOU're going to suffer

 

Buckshot

 

LOL, I think that'd definitely kill you

Birdshot, more likely

 

That guy looks like what some retreating Nazi left behind in the fanny of some Italian puttana. He's definitely some Barbarian of the 5th Century, he's about as Italian as Atilla the Hun.

 

Archie Gemmill, aged 22.

 

Every WC has had it's share of controversies, complaints and corruption. Some have been a true ootrage, others have been either sour grapes or selective memory. Not that it's excusable but often times it's been a handful of matches, not necessarily the entire tournament.

If most pundits had to pick one in particular though 78 would be the first to get an asterisk.

 

Still not sure about LFC and the League.

I mean........International break now............fixture pile up..........Quatar World Club......resurgant Chelsea and Muggy Leicester.............Rodgers knows as much about a league run in as Klopp does and he has...in a sense...won more.

 

It's him.....oh shit...no....it's him!!!

 

I wonder whats the effect of the fact that the ball is already spinning when he hits it...........

 

First o' all - great spot. Seems like he's been wetting his beak all o'er Benetti's face!

Secondly, and slightly indulgently, Ah find Godfather II confoonding, hoo can it possibly be as good as Godfather I WITHOOT Marlon Brando? But somehow, it is on a par and magnificent in equal measure.

If anyone has a problem wi' that, they can argue it oot wi' Romeo Benetti.

 

Cheers Billy.

Prominent teeth and moustache really made the connection........I've always had a thing for spotting little similarities in faces....

Now......is that $100 under my hat..............AH! it is.........

 

"Played my balls off and all I got was this orange!! Managia!!"

 

That Lomachenko's a polymorphously gifted wee shit. A British sports channel took him to a driving range and filmed his first ever golf swing last year- you can fill in the rest. Ping.

 

He always struck me as one of those annoyingly gifted athletes who just excels at whatever he puts his mind to. Was surprised Usyk looked so cumbersome though as he played youth football at a high level in the Ukraine up to his mid-teens.

 

If its your first time kicking a fitbaw in multiple years thats just how it goes, believe me :(

 

Yeah, true.

 

Rod stewart not only loves the jungle team but.....old industrial architecture and early skyscrapers, too? Bruda, bruda

Rod Stewart reveals his epic model railway city

 

Roowdy Roddy Peeper!

 

My sister theorizes that Rod Stewart's endless cavalcade of leggy blonde wives and girlfriends is not just down to being a famous singer but is indicative of some kind of animal magnetism he has over hot models ... "I think he's probably a sex machine, broseph!"

 

Funny that, when I was in University I got really fit, fitter than I ever had been in school. Tried to play football. Failed. Just got really shit overnight for some reason.

 

Yas, got my old firm cup final ticket confirmed. All that money wasted on shite cup ties against lower league teams pays off -10th trophy in a row, here we go

 

I was breezing thru the kitchen-sitting room the other day and there was a Moors Murders documentary on the tele and I roared down the stairs as I returned to my room..........."Brady wasn't his real name......it wasn't. His real name was IAN STEWART!!! "And then, totally satisfied, went into my room and ate all my home made pizza.

 

Ye fuckin' tell 'em!

 

I did. And they were told. And they sat corrected......and acquired a better conceit of themselves for it.


The old bird here was on her 2nd bottle of wine and she was all stupefied about how the guys real name was Stewart.

She's from Bangor Co. Down. As orange as an articulated lorry filled with 39 crates of marmalade driven by a chap called Mo.

Every now and then when she's in good form I breeze into the room and go "NORN IRELAND NORN IRELAND" and then throw in a few "NEVERS" for good measure, just to get a laff out of her.