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FUCK OFF. I'd tell them what to do with their fucking "Course"

A Liverpool fan whose "racist" banner of Divock Origi led to a police and club investigation has had his temporary ban lifted.

A graphic banner depicting the striker's head on a naked body was displayed before last month's Champions League win in Genk.

Liverpool condemned the image for "perpetuating a racist stereotype".

The ban has been lifted after the fan agreed to take an education course with anti-racism charity Kick It Out.

He will also attend a session within the club's community programme as part of the resolution.

The incident is not subject to disciplinary proceedings by European football's governing body Uefa because it was not logged with the match delegate.

 

Irish!
Your team vs my team in Qatar in 4 weeks!

Let´s meet up, yeah?

 

Dinnae ferget, transphobic

 

Silas Endeece fer one, he boggin' works there. Ah love the BBC and half a billion gadges agree wi' me...

'More people around the world are tuning into the BBC than ever before, reaching a new high of 426m a week - an increase of 50m (13 percent) over the year, according to new figures released today.

The Global Audience Measure (GAM) shows BBC News has an audience of 394m globally, a rise of 47m. The BBC World Service in English, and 42 languages, account for 319m of that figure - with an increase of 41m.'

Source: The BBC

 

Ah wid settle fer a wee ban on all competitions until the end o' the season.

Just kilting.

 

Fuckers in Afghanistan being given a one-channel, pre-programmed wireless by bassa British troops, more like it.

It's all hokum. They say people access it, like I access a toilet.

"More people accessed my wife last year than ever before. I love her she's the best!!"

I see they went and fucking ruined War of the Worlds, again.

 

Mate you go to Qatar and see what happens. My representative Runni Noze will meet you there.

 

Anyways Chelsea gave it a right go yesterday. Liverpool won again.

Brighton at home next week. Must win.

 

What's the deal?
I heard from someone in the Ushited Kingdom that it was faithful to the novel, i.e. set in Surrey in the late 19th century?

 

Nah, I wouldnt visit Qatar or Dubai if it was a freebie - they're two of the most uninteresting, uninspiring and culture-free places I can think of....

 

They make Vegas seem like Vienna

 

Right?

I've been to Las Vegas once - 5 days is as much as you can take.

At least Vegas has some history behind it.

 

Id rather spend a week in doncaster than dubai, legit. Looks like a living hell.

 

Dubai is the sort of place a rich Youtuber or Instagramer goes to 2-3 a year.


Someone like Dan Bilzerian, who seems like the biggest arsehole on the planet.

 

Get a taxi to a rooftop bar on a gaudy perfume bottle shaped tower surrounded by suburban roadways, take a selfie for social media, taxi back to your hotel in a gated compound.

 

Sure. And.........it ends there.

 

To backtrack a little, there is somewhere id rather avoid than dubai - fucking birmingham. Especially 'star city'. It like nightmare except you not wake up from nightmare

Cinema chains pull gang film after 'machete' brawl

 

Well that can be said of any of these..........vibrant..........diverse places.

Look at these cunts.

 

Oi Hut, you ever been to this establishment?

BEST KEBAB, Glasgow - Updated 2019 Restaurant Reviews & Photos - TripAdvisor

 

Ahaha amazing, the reviews are exactly how id imagine. Mate thats yards from my house, and to answer your question- no and neither have i ever seen anyone else in it! A definite front/money laundering operation.

 

Take a packet of veg that you can steam in the microwave, and steam it.

Take some "Two Chicks" liquid egg whites {any egg whites will do} and tip it into a mixing jar.

4 egg whites is good yes it's good.

Carefully open your steamed veg and throw it into the mixing bowl with the egg white.

Mix it up good. Mix it up real good. Add salt and pepper to taste I mean what the fuck else would you do other than taste it.

Now, throw ONE tablespoon of oil in the pan and turn the pan up to 8, Get that oil hot, get it HOT.

Throw in your mixture. The egg should turn white immediately. Leave that sear for about 30 seconds, sealing the base of the omelette.

Now, drop the heat to 4 and COVER the pan for 7 minutes.

Take your egg slice, and try to move the omelette, you won't be able, so just raise it as high as you can and as it begins to break, fold it over on itself, let the remaining liquid cook.

Cover for two minutes.

Kill anyone who disturbs you at this point in time.

Take it off the pan, pop it on a plate and micro at high power for 30 seconds.

Eat it and wait for your next meaningful morsel no less than 24 hours later.

Stick in about 10 miles of walking before that.

 

Lot of late money rushing in on Napoli...they've dropped from 7-1 to 5-1 in about 12 hours.

 

Ever since I started cooking I have noticed how shit takeout food is. How sloppy they make it and how expensive it is. The markup on pizza is about 500%.

 

Ten miles of walking? Who the fuck has the time to walk ten miles?

What's that, nearly three hours?

 

Erm........two and a half at worst.

I get up at 6am and do it.

Tomorrow I will walk 5 to a place to do a job, do the job, and walk back 5.

It is killing me today though....the amazing thing is that with the diet my arms are also shattered even though I did no arm exercises.

 

I had about 600 calories today.

10am to 7pm I had two banana and 1 coffee.

Then my omelette- see above.

Sneaked in a few teaspoons of Korma sauce, just to stave off insanity for another day.

Irish is GOING FOR IT

 

More power to you...

Me? I want to spend as much of my day with my wife as possible... I don't want to spend hours walking and then 8 more on the underpaid tedium of work

 

Man, this sounds truly brutal. No fun. Fwiw I can share what experts would pretty unanimously advise people wanting to lose as much fat and little muscle as possible and avoid a bounce back

1) set calories to lose no more than about 1% of your bodyweight per week. In your case eat way more!
2) take in more than one gram of protein per lb of lean mass. So say 170+ grams of protein in your case. Shakes help.
3) strength train to preserve muscle. Heavyish Kettlebell swings and push ups would be a servicable barebones home routine

 

Irish - d'Ye advocate the leaning poower o' pizza?

 

Yeah if you want your Trevi Fountain to disappear and dry up.