DOLLY PARTON ONCE SAID:

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  1. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    ".....Me and a {certain actor} only got two things in common. We both got ______________ and we both ... ________"

    Who was the actor and what there the two things she claimed to have in common with him?

    Don't cheat that ruins it you fucks.
     
    Irish, Jan 2, 2020
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  2. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

    Marlon Brando

    Big Tits and Fuck

    May also apply to Orson Welles, John Candy or Chris Farley
     
    Nobleart, Jan 2, 2020
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  3. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    I know nothing about Dolly Parton except that she used to flaunt THE most epic boobs in Country music.
     
    Panchyprsss, Jan 3, 2020
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  4. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    REED Vividly Recalls Watching "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" EXPECTING to See Full Frontal (Nude) Dolly Parton:freaked:...

    Though Only 11-12ish @ the Time, REED had Already Seen Some "Emmanuelle" Flicks, the Bo Derek "Tarzan" Film, "Porky's" and Other Soft-Pornish Movies on Cinemax By Then...

    Needless to Say, it was the 1st, but Certainly NOT the Last Time a Whore Disappointed REED...

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    REED:FU1:
     
    REEDsART, Jan 3, 2020
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  5. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    REED:Bravo:
     
    REEDsART, Jan 3, 2020
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  6. lb 4 lb

    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    Did BR tap that or what?
     
    lb 4 lb, Jan 3, 2020
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  7. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    REED was Tooooooooooooo YOUNG @ the Time to Know for Sure, but Even @ 11-12, it was OBVIOUS Burt Reynolds was a Certified PIMP w/the Ladies...

    No Way in Hell Would he Allow a Quality Piece of Ass Like Dolly Parton to Cross His Path w/Out Putting Forth a VALIANT Effort @ the Very Least...

    Reynolds was Probably THE Biggest Star in Hollywood @ the Time as Well, So REED Would Guess There's an 80-85% Chance He Hit That...





    REED:Hump
     
    REEDsART, Jan 3, 2020
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  8. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    That was a PG film. What you were expecting?BP The classification was changed to R later for home video, just like it happened to Enter The Dragon.
     
    Panchyprsss, Jan 3, 2020
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  9. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    REED Saw it on Cable TV, Not in Theaters. He was a Pre-Teen @ the Time.

    Was Definitely R-Rated By the Time REED Saw It, As Were the Emmanuelle, Tarzan and Porky’s Flicks REED Referenced.






    REED:Hammer
     
    REEDsART, Jan 3, 2020
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  10. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    "Beastmaster" and "The Bounty" were also rated PG, but there was titties all over the place in those movies. Times have changed.

    Titties are out, and beheadings and amputations are in.
     
    Nobleart, Jan 3, 2020
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  11. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Often overlooked is the fact that Dolly is a good musician and can sing her head off ... she earned her fame with legit talent
     
    cdogg187, Jan 3, 2020
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  12. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    True, But that EPIC Rack Damn Sure DIDN'T Hurt @ All...





    REED:Bravo:
     
    REEDsART, Jan 4, 2020
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  13. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    Im about 99% sure that photo is fake
     
    Anthony, Jan 4, 2020
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  14. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    Thing Is, REED’s MUCH More Intrigued By The 1% Chance It’s Real, KillJoy!




    REED:FU1:
     
    REEDsART, Jan 4, 2020
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  15. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    :Jest:
     
    Anthony, Jan 4, 2020
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    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    You said head.
     
    lb 4 lb, Jan 4, 2020
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  17. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Jan 4, 2020
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    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    Didn’t Dolly have implants?
     
    lb 4 lb, Jan 5, 2020
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  19. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    yup
     
    Anthony, Jan 5, 2020
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  20. lb 4 lb

    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    They say blondes have more fun and I’m certain blondes with double d’s have double d fun but I wonder if it outweighs all the unwanted sexual harassment.
     
    lb 4 lb, Jan 5, 2020
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  21. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Get your dick out of your hand and make it a full 100% lol
     
    Irish, Jan 5, 2020
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  22. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    ".....Me and a {BURT REYNOLDS} only got two things in common. We both go BIG CHESTS and we both WEAR WIGS"
     
    Irish, Jan 5, 2020
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  23. The Genius

    The Genius DEMONRY!!

    It’d probably be easier to list the Hollywood women Burt DIDN’T bang back then.
     
    The Genius, Jan 7, 2020
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  24. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    Wasnt burt with that Dolly Parton wanabe Loni Anderson? She wasnt too bad, but more slutty than pretty.

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    Anthony, Jan 7, 2020
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  25. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

     
    Anthony, Jan 7, 2020
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  26. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    cdogg187, Jan 7, 2020
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  27. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

    Great song.
    Greater at 33rpm:

     
    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Jan 11, 2020
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  28. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Sounds a bit weird but it works

    she wrote that about a bank teller that was flirting with her husband
     
    cdogg187, Jan 11, 2020
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  29. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Yup. My kind of hoe.
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    Panchyprsss, Jan 12, 2020
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  30. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    Irish, Jan 14, 2020
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