SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

His rear delts are bigger than paul mcstays glutes

Haha brilliant.

 

I'd sooner have.............

 

Did you remember to do your ironing and put your bins out?

 

I never iron and the house isn't smelling yet. No panic.

 

Taking the missus here for her birthday in a couple of weeks. Lunch menu of course, she can have the dinner one when I've won the fucking lottery...

Dinner by Heston London

 

Go to Rick Steins place in Barnes. Come back with no wallet or a trousers to put it in.

 

Ha! Have you been? Looks nice actually and the prices aren't too bad.

 

Take her to Dorsia instead... you can use my name to get in

 

How did you swing that? Did you give the maître d' head?

 

Nah, I let him give ME head

 

Liverpool will wear the FIFA world champions gold badge on their shirts for Sunday’s clash with Everton. Permission granted to wear it in FA Cup as well as Champions League games but not in the Premier League, who only allowed it as a one-off v Wolves

 

I prefer Texarkana.

 

That's what people who can't get into Dorsia say.

 

You know who gets into Dorsia?

Closers.

 

Raised lettering, pale nimbus

 

Hubris in any event on Liverpools behalf. Once was enough. People know who the WCC Winners are. I'd leave it at that.

Half the dudes who turn out on Satdee won't have played in the World CC, having been left at home thanks to the farcical meandering of the Football Association, who know offers some olive branch with this crap.

As for the Premier League.......well they are law unto themselves.

I fancy Everton on Satdee as Klopp is bound to drop half the side and Shaq injured. Also we can't KEEP beating Everton in the FA Cup, can we?

 

That book was bullshit, I mean, what's a videotape and why would anyone return it anywhere anyways?

 

"I want a new dug
One that won't shed like fuck
One that won't chew my rug
Or bark all night like a duck
I want a new dug
You heard what I said
I want a new dug
Cos my old ones dead"

 

QPR 5-1 Swansea

 

11 goals in 2 games.

 

Crocodile Dundee II on TV, forgot how tasty his missus was.

 

On a roll!

 

Also Liverpools U16 1 0 Evertons First Team.

 

Footnote to the game. Liverpool’s starting line-up cost £43.95m. Everton’s cost £221.06m.

 

Just seen the goal, fuck me that was nice.

 

It's even nicer that it's a homegrown Liverpool kid.

 

Absolutely.........him and TAA are from just down the road.

 

Best thing about it was that it didn't immediately look IN.........It just curled and dipped at the last moments. I even clapped and swore. It had been a torrid first half, Everton should have had a bagload.