Wilder v Fury II

Official thread for the most anticipated rematch in boxing...and arguably fight of the year!

Wilder v Fury II: Tyson Fury fears he will not get a points decision in the United States

 

Wilder SUCKS SOOOO BAD but. . I dunno something feels off with fury.. mentally something is off again.... so I'll say Wilder by ko early

 

Only the possibility of a retarded KO makes this watchable

 

Why?
Because you only prefer to watch José Neverheardofhiminez v Pablo Cesar Heardevenlessofhiminez for the IBC Ultra-Cellophaneweight Eliminator...LIVE! From the CajunDome in San Antonio on a Wednesday night in April?

 

Nope.
I'm totally correct: these fights are a) the only ones worth watching in boxing today and b) they're the ones that are keeping what's left of boxing popular/intetesting with the general public.

 

The general public has never heard of either of these guys, fucknuts

 

Of course they have, you dumb fuckin faggot.

Don't you know anything, ya prick?

 

This will go exactly the way the Ortiz rematch went

 

Lolocaust!

 

I expect a clean Wilder KO this time. Circa 7-9.

Afterwards, Fury will fade away and return to booze, food, and coke.

 

You don’t know shit about anything

About boxing, about football, about life

I hope you die overnight

 

The fight will only go one of two ways, every single time - Fury wide UD or Wilder brutal KO. I am slightly leaning towards the latter this time simply because it's an easier task to land one big shot in 36 minutes than it is to avoid one. I hope I'm wrong though.

 

Fury will clown him. WAR GYPSY KING

 

Apparently Fury is having seven wanks a day in preparation for this fight.

 

Fury giving Wilder fashion advice as he sits in a backwards baseball cap and a suit covered in pictures of himself. Superb.

 

It's great that you have become a believer too

 

Fixed

 

I've got Wilder by KO.

 

My thinking as well

 

My thoughts exactly

 

Let’s not overdo it or else slice will start thinking he’s hot shit

 

Fuck me this guy's patter is brutal! What a creep....

 

Wilder will come out more aggressive this time which will lead him to making mistakes.

I think Fury will get a deserved UD.

 

Wilder will fight like he always does . Waiting to land a big shot

 

If that's all it takes to succeed boss would be a world champ

 

This is the least difficult fight in the history of the world to envisage, which is why everyone is envisaging the same fight. The only point of debate is whether Fury can avoid the retarded power punch for the full 12 rounds and get the very wide UD his superior boxing allows him to aim for. He couldn't last time and only an absolutely freak incident - he was out cold on the way down and hitting his head on the canvas woke him back up - salvaged his 'draw'. This time I think Wilder catches him with the retard shot and wins.

MTF