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Discussion in 'Hall of Fame/Shame' started by Jimmy, Jul 7, 2019.

  1. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Then he declared "I am off to get the heads on my VCR cleaned".
     
  2. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    BBC are saying "Liverpool want to win this, don't need another game added to their busy schedule"

    EH? If we win we stay in the FA Cup and.......get other games........added to our........busy schedule.

    Ref has been an utter fucking hometowner all night.

    Now he's sending on Firmino.

    More embarrassment.

    Reminds me of the low points during the good old days.
     
  3. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    2-2 full time. Send the same lot out for the replay. Let them learn the hard way.

    Shrews fans running onto the field and immediately run to mob the Liverpool players to try and get trinkets off them.
     
  4. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Lovren to be sold this Summer I presume.
     
  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

  6. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Downton Abbey banter at work ‘excludes men’

    film at 11
     
  7. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Discussing VAR inevitably devolves into perverse sexual discussions

    For some reason
     
  8. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    “He was miles offside ... VAR says inconclusive and the goal stands... bollocks!”

    “I licked Sharon in HR’s ass Saturday night”
     
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  9. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Pretty much, isn't it.

    "He was marginally onside, unlike my cock which was well inside a hurdy gurdy hur"

    That's how it starts. Guys discussion about Garropolo vs Mahomes inevitably moves onto wanton rape and fixed-rate payscales that discriminate against women. Sure.
     
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  10. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Fucking hell.

    "Don't talk about stuff you might be like as other people might not like it. In fact, stop liking stuff other people might not like as you might accidentally speak about it to people who don't like it"

    Fucking unbelieveable.

    The womans name is..........ANNE FRANCKE.

    I did NAZI that coming.
     
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  11. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    So, what you're saying is that...........on the 75th Anniversary of the Liberation of Auschwitz...........Anne Francke has gone on Radio to tell people what not to talk about.
     
  12. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    All this football talk makes me want to go out and rape.
     
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  13. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    99% of the time it doesn't, but this 1%...
     
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  14. Steve-Dingo

    Steve-Dingo Wizard of Oz

    Ah wish Ah wiz excluded from banter at work aftae this weekend.
     
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  15. Steve-Dingo

    Steve-Dingo Wizard of Oz

    Post duly 'liked' :Jest:
     
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  16. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

  17. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Clearly the people in your work place are not up to speed on the intersectional nature of a league fixture between two historically Protestant sides, the Battle of the Boyne and the inter-related concepts of the Stewart Dynasty and Irish emigration to Scotland.

    If people stopped talking, then they would find time and space to become WOKE on such issues.
     
  18. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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  19. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    It doesn’t help that left at the scene were a CD copy of Fear Of Music, a book about Macroeconomics, the cap from a bottle of cider and the fact that witnesses described a man resembling Hut drunkenly mumbling “Ah pure love the Celtic” around the vehicle in question
     
  20. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

  21. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    Fucking hell.
     
  22. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    That doesnae sound good. I hope he can afford an experienced lawyer.
     
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  23. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    the experienced legal team of Green and Whyte will represent him.

    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  24. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Green & whyte :Jest: you could make it up but its way funnier for being real
     
  25. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Don't know Green & Whyte. Are they a competitor of Hedley and Wyche?
     
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  26. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

  27. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

  28. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    I know. Some stuff just writes itself. Said David Murray when HRMC asked him about the Cheques he'd signed.
     
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  29. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I knew you were going to type this
     
  30. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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