SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

The one which always made me smile, even though it was aimed at one of our players, was the Bobby Zamora one. Zamora had a bit of a reputation for, well, not being the most clinical striker around.

To the tune of 'That's Amore':

"When you're sat in Row zed and the ball hits your head...that's Zamoraaaa

When the ball hits your car parked outside QPR...that's Zamoraaaaaaa"


Always loved the imagery with that one. Still love Bobby though

 

Oi Hut, have you ever "paid respect" at the Lismore?

 

The deuce! How did you hear about that? LOL Aye i grew up just along from there & im still in quite often. A grand pub, all wood & stained glass and regularly has live trad scottish/irish music. And luckily im exactly the sort of guy to whip a camera phone out at a uniral so...here we are!

 

Just browsing through all sorts of crap and came across a tweet with a photo. Did a little further looking around and found a news article aboot it. Can't see your image as i guess my workplace is blocking the domain or something but will check it when i get home.

 

If Irish and Scottish nationalism were directed against anybody else other than the English it would be regarded as the most gammon-faced bullshit of all times.

The Irish and Scots can be grateful it wasn't the Ottomans or the Spanish or the Belgians who had a crack at them, or they'd still be in a mudhole countenacing the workings of the mysterious yellow orb in the sky.

 

People in Scotland aren't still curious about that yellow orb?

 

Nope the perfidious Sasanach told them how it worked {apparently the Church had been lying..it wasn't made out of Deep Fried Golden Communion Wafer} and then they invented TV so they'd never have to rely on it again for entertainment or mysteries.

Ireland, in the meantime, was working on..........fuck all.

I can't think of one thing Ireland has actually invented.

We lined up some burial crypts with the Suns first rays on the shortest day of the year, 5000 years ago...I mean, we weren't even Ireland then as such.

Boyle did a wee bit on the physics.

Swift took the piss and Stoker invented Romanian bloodsuckers.

In the meantime.......fuck all. Kavanagh composed his best poetry sat beside an English canal in Dublin.

 

Hanging - Wikipedia

 

Ireland about to return a Sinn Fein-IRA Government 100 years after the fuckers were of any relevance in the South.

ID Politics is STRONG with the fools.

 

bbc2 now Hut......

 

Irish kid played tonight for the youngest every Liverpool side, who, incidentally, won 1-0 to advance to the 5th round of the FA Cup.

Total rage everywhere about how Klopp didn't attend.

 

great goal by Newcastle but they have been shit tonight. Wouldn't be surprised if there isn't a leveler again from Oxford City.

 

Ireland didn't invent mashed potatoes?

My favorite fatboy food.

 

You know who else invented nothing?

The United Kingdom!!!

 

Just got my name and text called out on Talksport.

ACCOMPLISHMENT UNLOCKED!

 

The Irish invented whisk(e)y:

'Irish whiskey was one of the earliest distilled drinks in Europe, arising around the 12th century. It is believed that Irish monks brought the technique of distilling perfumes back to Ireland from their travels to the Mediterranean countries around 1000 AD. The Irish then modified this technique to obtain a drinkable spirit.'

The first record o' Whisky being produced in Scoatland wiznae until the late 15th Century. Irish monks were getting pished fer nearly 300 year before sharing... selfish bassas!

Irish whiskey - Wikipedia

 

Ah think Ah heard it!

'Liverpool are twenty two points ahead... I just know they're going to blow it. I've put twenty quid on them losing, just to ease the pain.

PS - Suarez remains innocent of biting that man, erm, men.

Irish MacIrishface, London.'

 

Yeah well........let's put some sauce on this burger...........Senior Sinn Fein guys made allegations that a kid called Sean Quinn, who was beaten {literally kicked and punched to death having been earlier abducted} by an IRA gang was "involved in criminality".

People complain about Trump.

Sinn Fein is on the verge of ascending to Government in Ireland and has about as much an affinity with the truth as mercury does with forks.

Sean Quinn was a local blue collar guy who stood up to a bunch of scumbags who were throwing their weight around. He was never a criminal.

Fuck the IRA and fuck Sinn Fein. Fuck Ireland too...........if they elect Sinn Fein, Ireland can do one, period.

Progressivism? Modernity? Liberalism? Sinn Fein? Sure.

I don't put every Shinner in that bracket. A lot of people are tired of the cronyism. But how Ireland can decry Johnson or Triump and then turn a blind eye to this crap is beyond me.

 

No...the host said that there had been a character in a movie called "little big man" who said "Endeavour to Persevere"- he got the quote right but the movie wrong. It was Chief Dan George in The Outlaw Josey Wales.

He was alluding to how the Indians stopped to think about what the Secretary of the Interior had said to them in Washington {"Endeavour to Persevere"} and how they had gone back to their Reservations, thought about it, and gone to war with the White Man regardless.

His point was that Klopp had listened to what people had to say about the sides he was picking for the Carabao Cup and the FA Cup, had a think about it.......and gone right ahead and done his own thing anyways.

Guy was impressed I had corrected him.

Seems like we can't trust the White Man.

 

In the interview I saw him do with the US coverage (all Brits except for Kyle Martino) he said the Premier League had sent every club a letter asking them to respect the winter break. Don't schedule friendlies or work the players. He said "
I will respect their wishes. It'll be the kids playing on Tuesday."

 

Good call! Ah've seen 'The Ootlaw Josey Wales' numerous times, but wid o' taken the 'Little Big Man' quote as wrote. Nice allegory, laddie... the wisdom o' ma First Nation kin (as written ba white scriptwriters) makes me prood.

How!

 

Native Americans invented Cricket.

HOWZAT!

 

I agree with him for the most part..........there's no part in the PL engineering a Winter Break if everyone spends it bashing fuck out of each other in Cup games and then comes back and gets injured.

They are oddly enough separate competitions. It's like the WBA telling the Champ to fight one guy and the IBF telling him to fight the other guy...........It's up to the belt holder. If Liverpool chose to effectively get knocked out of the FA cup by Chelsea next time out..........so be it.

I mean, Liverpool and Arsenal sent out good sides for the Carabao cup game and then made it impossible for Liverpool to play in the game by scheduling it right next to the World Club Championships.........they knew how Liverpool would chose and they went ahead with it anyways.

 

Now, where in the FOOK is Jimmy??

 

No idea but I trust he is well. He may have ulterior obligations above and beyond commenting on Trump or Football!!!

 

Anybody watching White House Farm?

It's gone woke tonight.

Basic story here is of a guy called Jeremy Bamber. Good looking psychopath, Essex, just outside London, mid 1980's.

Family are asset rich, Jeremy is a cunt, kills all his rival "family members" {guy was adopted}, inherits the lot by framing his sister.

Problem is he gets caught because his girlfriend is in on the scam. She knows in advance and she rats him out after he cheats on her.

So basically the girlfriend knows before and after the fact that the guy is up to this act.

He tells her beforehand and she is told again afterwards.

She snitches and he gets done.

TV time comes around in 2019 but WOKE is in vogue and so it's not nice to show this woman who basically knew all along that two women two kids and an old man were going to get offed.

So they invent some bullshit of her going to the police to tell them that Jeremy told her he hired a hitman to do the job and that he only told her afterwards.

Sad very sad.

 

Hopefully Kate Bush will write a song about it.