Sony Reportedly Wants To Introduce A Bisexual Spider-Man

Crotchless/Assless Spidy suit... traversing skyscrapers on the hunt for dick and snatch all at once ...

 

Christ almighty! Some o' those crazy poses Spidey pulls do no' lend themselves tae a bare arse.

 

True dat. Even when it couldae feasibly worked, there is trouble - SEE Dumbledore as an example.

Like you, nothing against new characters... 'The Six Foot Hormone' perhaps? His super powers are that he has a really low voice and flies aroond the world abusing respected lead guitar players, telling them how shit they are. They then feel low esteem and he chooses that moment tae strike and talk them intae bed. His favourite sex move is tae spunk intae a guitarists visage and exclaim in a bass voice;

'How's that for a face melting solo?'

 

There is also talks of replacing Tom Holland/Peter Parker for black Hispanic Miles Morales. Maybe it will be Miles Morales the LGBTQ Spider-Man (even though in the comicbooks he is straight too).

 

What’s next Agender Spiderman?

“For the thousandth time It’s Spiderperson thank you!”

 

Spider-kid is already pretty GAY....Yeah Yeah...he likes the "one girl" but he always comes off as a weak bi-maricon anyway.....so yeah.

Superman might also be Bi.......NOT WOLVERINE...NOT BATMAN.....but Spidey & Superman...yeah both might be Bi...

and some people are sooo coll it doesn't even matter...DEADPOOL pegged by his gf...gay/bi enough...but he can get away with it...

 

Is all speculation that started last year when in an interview some woke reporter asked Tom Holland if any future Spider-Man film would included LGBTQ characters and he gave his PC woke answer. There isn't anything concrete.

 

Of course he did. That's Andrew Garfield for you.

'When asked about his sexuality, Garfield identified himself as heterosexual but has said that he has "an openness to any impulses that may arise within me at any time" '

So, a total faggot, then.

 

I read the article and is still all wishful thinking.

 

And in Marvel/Gay news...

Marvel's First Gay Kiss Reportedly So Moving People Were Crying On Set

 

Marvel should now introduce a Thanos-type villain who specializes in liquidating faggots all over the Universe.

 

God has already delivered such a mechanism, it's called 'Brazilian AIDS'.

 

Spiderman: Into the Spider-Holes

 

That would be inclusive I guess.

 

Only in LA LA Land which is run by gays would someone fuck up one of the all time iconic comic book characters like this. California is a great place to stay the hell out of. There needs to be a wall constructed around it.

 

...or some kind o’ web.

 

California can sink in the ocean for all I care. We already have designed a new map for when that happens.



and if that doesn't happen Trump can build his Wall this way.

 

so now they'll need to cram 2 romantic interests into the movie

 

AIDs is ineffective here.

So our glorious leader, Jair Bolsonaro has passed a law allowing faggots to be shot on sight.

 

Well then, it's been nice knowin' ya Mustard.

 

Ah cannae believe yer responding tae that BS post o' mine and no' tae the Bowie discussion in the music forum.

 

I did!

 

Introduce him to whom? Aunt Gay?

 

TRANSversing Skyscrapers, Perhaps???...






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