SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Last time Liverpool were reigning European Champs they lost 1-0 away to a scrubby Benfica in the 2nd leg then got bashed 2-0 at home.

Lost the first leg tonight.........performances like this make me glad Simeone is the nearly-man of football. Hack and slash.

 

And the glorious Borussia Dortmund beat the oil cheats.

Was nice to see Haaland get a double, but 1-0 would have been a better result. Not confident BVB can hold this but i'll enjoy for now.

 

Haaland is some player. English clubs missed a beat there.

 

Word has it now from within Manchester that the Oil Touts are preparing dossiers on other clubs too. No names yet.

 

Fucking Pissed myself laughing at this.

 

Ah just think it’s despicable hoo rich cunts can just change the fortunes o’ a club like Blackburn, PSG or Man City on a whim. It really is ruining fitba.


...Ah hope they pick Rangers.

 

I've heard through good authority some Celtic fans have both purchased and sold marijuana. That means illegal tax free funds were likely used to purchase tickets and merchandise. The club is essentially being funded by drug cartels pushing the devil's lettuce on children. They need to be banned from football competition forthwith.

 

Wait till you hear about the packages of ginger hair dye that Neil Lennon has been smuggling FULL SUGAR dehydrated Irn Bru in............into the dressing room at half time where it's made up with CARBONATED WATER IF YE DINNAE MIND and used to BOOST performances.

 

In 2007 when it was rumoured that rich arabs were buying Liverpool a mate of mine said "I hope they fucking ruin you".............in a way, that's what rich owners do.

Blackburn is a small town with an Asian rape problem and some shit shops...........yet you got fuckers walking around reminiscing about the good old days.......which lasted precisely 2 seasons. 25 years ago now. A quarter century o' shite later and the poor bastards have the worst of all things..............fading memories of an utterly unrepeatable phenomenon in a marginalized city that's named after a necrosis of the groin.

Same as Leicester in 25 years..........or United in another couple of years at this rate.

What's killing City Fans is the fear of going back to being Uniteds bitch..........they'd have been as well off never having known the sunlit uplands of Shake Muldoons halcyon era in the first place.

Now it's back to the rear of the deck and with the added zest of being told that all their titles are voided. Back to signing some anameic cunt from FC Hinterland of Carpathia for £300,000 on a 2 year deal. Back to winning the odd away day in Manchester. Back to the Hulls and West Broms and the fucking Yeovils of this Earth, forever known as the Working Class lads who sold their backsides to a bunch of rich others in exchange for a few titles that counted for nothing in the end.

 

Exhibit A. Wound up in jail for money laundering. Around $70mHK. This clown is called Carson Yeung and he would be seen around Birmingham about 10 years ago. He never had a fucking dime and his purported take over fell through. He was treated as a comedic pariah throughout.

 

Exhibit B.

What I always loved about this was how the fire was dying out as he was talking shit.

Parry was fucking hopeless but Hicks was an utter spunk-bubble.

Him and that dwarf Gillette came and and made overtures to the owner David Moores that they had the common touch and had the clubs best interests at heart. Moores sold on that footing and they proceeded to lumber the club with debt from their other ventures. Tried to sell the club for £800m but wound up losing their bollox when FSG came in and bought the place. I think Hicks and Gillet lost about £70m each.




I will never forget the day this happened. A cock called DAN ROAN, the head of BBC Sport........went on all day about how Liverpool was on the verge of being wound up and going out of business etc. Utter cock jockey. He was trying to tell people that Hicks and Gillet got the money to fend off FSG etc...Concentrated Knob Butter, is what it was.

Then the news broke......one of the few days of my life that I never ever left my laptop. {this was before smartphones of course}

 

Exhibit C. Also of Manchester City, which seems to be the lost and found of blowin trashbags.

 

Exhibit D

 

Tip of the iceberg stuff.

Of course then there was this genius. Haway the heid on this cunt mon looks leek a ween just grebbed his first glimpse o'fanny like.

 

I hear he is looking to take over Hearts now.

 

Sad. So pathetic and sad. These shites have nary a clue mon.

 

OH FUCK OFF AND SUPPORT SOMEBODY ELSE, DOSEBAG

 

I don't think you can compare Leicester to Blackburn. Blackburn were bankrolled to success, it was never going to be sustainable, whereas Leicester were able to break through because of an exceptional scouting network and a good youth academy.

 

Is Haaland gonna be the Messi/Cr7 of the twenties?

 

I wasn't comparing the £££ more the "Won it once, once were Kings, won it before Liverpool"...mentality...................40 years from now, people like Kasper Schmeichel being rolled out at the Abu Akbar Stadium in Leicester to the applauds of 20,000 Taiwanese or whatever, loads of grainy 1080p HD footage from back in the day. LOL.

 

He looks it. I saw him at Salzburg in the group and him and Minamino caused mayhem. He's made the transition to Dortmund so well. Great genes obviously. You can thank Roy Keane that the guy won't ever play for United either.

 

Great to see Ian Wright doing his bit for Transgender rights.

 

Love this boy...about a 5th of the words that pass his lips must be either 'good', 'brilliant', 'happy', 'excited' or 'amazing'.

 

New 2nd hand fitbaw strip shop opened here today, my brother went down on his lunchbreak:







Talk about yer million quid ideas

 

12 months hence..........."Glasgow is racist, Boris is racist, I want out, I want my move to Pish G"

 

£80 fucking quid? IN A FORMER CHURCH AT THAT!!!

 

That laddie should be driving the Snow Queen's sleigh in Narnia.

 

I love it... great guy, doing God’s work

 

Known colloquially as 'Agent Whyte'.

 

Ah dinnae like him.