Tyson Fury vs. Tim Witherspoon

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by Dog Jones, Feb 29, 2020.

  1. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Both fat and non-fat versions face off
     
  2. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Witherspoon. That mother fucking can opener will land at some point and it's lights out. Let's say Spoon in 6. Behind on cards.
     
  3. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Fury groupies dont wanna admit this but, it's still very hard to assess how Fury would fare against a prime heavyweight with skill cause he's never faced it before.

    Wald was 40, and Wilder cant fight a lick.

    Now, Spoon was pretty lazy and inconsistent, so I could see Fury outpointing. But if Spoon is on his A-game, its gonna be a helluva tough fight for Fury.
     
  4. All too small, too weak.

    Fury KO8 'spoon
     
  5. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    good fight, but I like Fury by decision
     
  6. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

     
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  7. StingerKarl

    StingerKarl Ace Degenerate

    Witherspoon let me down too many times, he was not a dedicated athlete at all. Getting smoked by James Smith in half a round did it for me with him. Fury wins via 4th round stoppage.
     
  8. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    You think Witherspoon is superior to all of today's heavies.:Jest:
     
  9. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Absolutely
     
  10. He means Reese Witherspoon...
     
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  11. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    I dunno what's the laughing matter? Fury is the only current guy with an argument over Witherspoon.

    GayJay and Beyonce cant fight a lick, and Fat Andy is.. well, fat.
     
  12. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    We’ve been through this before... this guy thinks Big Fat Fucky Miller looks as skilled or more skilled than Pinklon Thomas, Tubbs, Witherspoon etc etc
     
  13. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Gotta semi agree with Double here. Spoon wasn't anything special. I'm far from sure he would even beat a guy like AJ
     
  14. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    These fucking guys with their blinkers on, TAKE 'EM OFF MATE, IT'S OVER. Fury ain't Bruno, he's much, much better. Get over it ya slags.
     
  15. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    But but but he got dropped by Cunnigham a million years ago
     
  16. cfaggit and Xgaysive still on their "it was better in the good old days" faggot-wagon?

    Laughable.

    Cunts should kill themselves.
     
  17. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    What, until three threads from now when you have the exact opposite opinion?

    you’re a try-hard cunt... hope you have cancer
     
  18. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Yeah there’s no way he’s special enough ... unlike you know, Andy Ruiz
     
  19. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    yeah, everybody that is at the level of fat Andy beats AJ, nevermind that AJ won the RE and beat much better guys than that porklet
     
  20. Nonsense.

    Pinklon Thomas?
    Stinklon Thomas, more like!

    Amirite?




    Die!
     
  21. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    He carefully jabbed out a decision over a grotesquely obese, complacent GameStop cashier in the rematch

    LEGEND
     
  22. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

  23. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    X is the only poster in the thread that answered both questions. Everyone just assumed a in-shape vs. in-shape match-up but what about a fat vs. fat match-up
     

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