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Pure, uncut

 

Premier League is now thinking of banning over 70's from their games.

THis would mean that United and Arsenal would have been showing up their games with no managers just a few seasons ago....

As for Palace

 

Liverpool having another shiter here.

 

1-1

But yes I agree.

 

Just as I say that...1-1. Salah.

 

Irish pre-emptively covered it with his Shatford winnings last week. 12-1 make Irish rich for a few weeks if the shit hits the fan.

 

Did you see it before hand? Guys were nodding their heads instead of shaking hands. Planet has gone mad. MAD I SAYS.

 

Liverpool might let Bournemouth win so Watford slip into the bottom 3 in the "As it Stands" table.

Liverpool are crafty that way. Liverpool would fuck Liverpool just to fuck you.

 

Asim Khan

 

Psst Hut ...

 

Did I not just post that?

 

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The EPL was shit today.

Burnley 1 1 Spurs

Wolves 0 0 Brighton

Arsenal 1 0 West Ham {took Arsenal 80 minutes to score, needed VAR}

Southampton 0 1 Newcastle- Southampton played almost entire game with 10 men, Newcastle laboured, missed a pen.

Sheffield United 1 0 Norwich.

Palace 1 0 Watford....

Liverpool game was OK.

Worst MOTD i've seen in ages.

9 goals in 7 games might be a low record.

 

You ruined all these stories for me when you admitted you do this all on line. Before that I pictured you jumping around in a betting shop pulling your hair out amongst sweaty, hairy chested Welsh men who have been in there watching horse races for eleven hours straight.

 

Thank the fuck Christ for two things.

One for letting me sleep through my alarm & miss that abortion of a horror show at Strap-On Bridge.

And even more, for giving me the wisdom to change my original plan which included me actually going to that shit show.

 

You should have pulled a Timothy McVeigh on Stamford.

 

I do it pretty coldly.

And in London, the losers are either the remnants of the White Working class, all old and decrepit, even more decrepit and clueless Asians who just don't know, or idiot fucking Jamaicans who know as much about horses as I do.

Right now I am riding the 16:30 Manchester Express to Glory.

 

Had no idea this nearly happened:

Gers monitor Messi

 

I suspect that devious Hut somehow concocted a scheme to prevent what should have happened.

 

I was filling out a betting slip at Ladbrokes (appropriately named) in Hounslow when some Polish immigrant, about 27, 6'0" 275, abruptly lost his last pound on some video machine in there and figured it was everyone but his own fault. He shook the machine, then pounded it for a minute, then started hitting walls and windows. The clerk behind the window said "Hey, you need to calm down, man."

Dumshitski responded with "Fuck you! Fuck this place! And fuck Pakistan or wherever the fuck you are from!" Then stormed out.

 

Makes me laugh to think that you and I have both crossed the same tarmac.

Hounslow is indeed a fucking shitehole. It's all Polacks and Pakindisikhs.

I used to get off the tube there every morning to get the 81 down to Slough and the EXACT SAME Polish girl EVERY MORNING would carry her domestic rubbish down from whatever bedshit she shared with Wojeck the bald steroid abuser and dump it in a public bin.

I used to SMFH when I saw her do it. But she always had the bald steroid ape with her when she did it.

Slough was just as bad. Sloughschwitz I used to call it.

 

Ever notice how all these baldy Poldoks look the same? THey ALL look like Chemo Baby Szpilka.

 

All I know is there's one thing you'll never hear anyone tell a Polish woman in Hounslow.

"Hey. Good job keeping an eye on your kids."

 

To be fair though, that would be a weird thing to say to anyone, even if they were doing a good job.

 

Yeah, it was kind of a take from an American comedian, Jim Gaffigan. From his bit on Waffle Houses

"If you've never been to a Waffle House, picture a gas station bathroom...that sells waffles."

"Here's something you'll never hear inside a Waffle House."

"Hey. Good job cleaning up!"

 

Met this gen-you-ine oddball the other night...shouted Hey Fanuci! Don fanuci! at him and he struck this pose with no prompting

 

He just needs to be allowed to wet his beak

 

Yep.

Wanna hear a good one?

Years before I knew who he was, I saw an Indian guy taking the piss out of two Polacks who were talk-shouting at each other on the Piccadilly Line from Sudbury Hill into town.

This was 2012.

He was basically ripping the piss out of both of them and they didn't notice cos they were so into their shout-fest.

Indian guy was doing this for the delight of a lady friend he was travelling with.

The guy in question? {He was living in Harrow at the time, and wasn't "famous"}




If I had a video of that I'd be fucking minted today.