SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

So Harry got kicked out of the UK for marrying a bleck.

Now the ultimate fuck you would be to come back in five years and become Prime Minister.

 

Ehhhhh no....that's........ehhhh....no...no...not ....what.........happened.

 

That's exactly what happened. I researched it in The National Enquirer. Plus I asked a Canadian guy who used to live in Cockermouth.

 

She wanted out herself. Too much work for the little yankee daintee.

 

YAh pretty much. I was tempted to text next door and ask them when the fucking household cavalry were leaving. {her kids running about on the hard floors}

 

Lock picking how to:

 

He's great. Watched loads of his videos. Got my own little Cylinder Lock picks on his suggestion. Met some little honey and picked her good. Loosened her right up.

 

Irish with the smooth moves on a date:

 

Sheffield Wednesday. Up the...........Blades.

 

I WAANT FITBAW

 

Stay strong Hut

 

Haha. Thanks Slice

 

PFA says Premier League 30% pay cut plans would harm NHS

Seriously?

 

Part of my sports fix involves reading the updated world COVID-19 stats three or four times a week. I wish I was kidding. Not that I'm rooting for anyone to get hit but just taking it as it is. Logging in. Will Guernsey catch the Isle of Man tonight? Does Sudan still have the worst death ratio or were they overtaken? Japan moved back up to 33rd in the world two nights ago. Will they stay out of the top 30?

 

Me too, im pretty fixated on them. The wikipedia one has wee flags & a league table countries move up and down too

 

It's not fair. Some of the shithole countries have no testing facilities so they can't move up the table.

 

An epic favourite of mine. Not quite on the same level as Guy Goma, the taxi driver/IT expert cock-up.

 

Doing a Scrabble/Words With Friends league online with friends to pass the time. Crazy how competitive it gets haha, but fun.

 

I heard if you get a W a U a H a A and a N you DIE!

 

Yup. That's the one I like to read. The same reason I like to follow the Champions League and Europa League on wiki. The wee flags next to the club names.

 

I used to love that as a kid.

There used to be these football stickers for 5p an envelope, proper big stickers too, and kids would swap them. There were flags too, places like Honduras, Paraguay etc and they all carried the same weight as Brazil or Spain etc.

my favourite sticker as kid, it was much sought after, here it is in fridge magnet form.

 

Outrageous diving pizza cunts.

 

The reason I like it is I don't have to wonder where in the fuck FC Klusterfuk HIV is from when I see them in the score line. I was already pretty good at knowing the flags but it helped me memorize all the Euro flags as well.

 

Uganda I think.

Some of the African sides have great names.

Kaizer Chiefs.

Bright Stars FC

Vipers FC

Revenue Authority FC

Green Buffaloes FC etc.