SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Watch all these scumbag players come out of the woodwork now with their "it's always been my dream to play for Newcastle"..."I believe in this project here at Newcastle"...kiss-the-badge bollocks.

 

Michael Owen on steroids.

And the mongs in the street applauding.

 

There hasn't been any soul left at NUFC for at least a decade. Fat Mike saw to that. NUFC today is a shell; a zombie football club serving no purpose other than to survive and to advertise the tawdry wears of a fat, sociopathic bastard. It makes no attempt to compete, no attempt to punch is weight, had no connection to the local community, nothing. They had to give away ten thousand free half season tickets in December because so many people swore the whole thing off that the 'product' started to look 'damaged'.

This wouldn't be some cunts robbing a community of its core resource. That happened in 2007.

MTF

 

Aye, I won't lie, I'm conflicted. Part of me thinks that this is the only way to level the playing field. The other party of me wants everyone involved to die of the Corona virus.

MTF

 

Frasger Group shares recover £25 in past 24 hours, no doubt on foot of the confirmation of interest.

 

I hear that one of the brothers that currently plays for the club is on £850 a week.

That's eight hundred and fifty quid a week.

I mean...I could go and get that if I wanted. It's fuck all.

 

The thing you have to bear in mind is that 99.99% of NUFC fans would happily see NUFC being run by four-headed Saturnian moonpies if it meant getting rid of the FCB. The damage that bastard has done to our fitba club is incalculable.

MTF

 

Aye. The Longstaff boy. Paid less than me ffs. Welcome to NUFC, FCB style.

MTF

 

You get more than £850 a week? Do the people there know about your blatherings on this site?

£250 a week and they never will.

 

You should see my lectures. They make my ramblings here look progressive and coherent.

MTF

 

Its quite the racket to be in it seems. It's all about winging it in front of cunts who know just a bit less than you do. No matter what the job in question is. Apart from maybe brain surgery.

 

To be fair, the cunts in front of me know a lot less than I do. The rest is about right, though.

It's not a bad racket at all. Far better than actual work. I remember when I used to shift shit on building sites for about a quarter of what I get paid now. That was actual work.

MTF

 

Tell me about it. Very few implied terms on a building site. Language tends to be very, very express.

 

Scouse powa

 

Liverpool been top now for some time. Must be a record or close to one..... Basically been top since the first Monday of the Season.

 

Had a funny dream the other night. Dreamt we won at Goodison and needed one more win. Then we were 2-0 up, and then it was 2-1 and somebody got sent off. Dream sort of meandered after that.

 

I keep having dreams about being back in Liverpool except they're recurring dreams about places in the city that don't exist. And it's been happening for a long time. For instance there's one pub that you have to take two big escalators to reach. And it's a pretty cool place. Big and always crowded. They serve huge glasses of beer. The pub has no name because it only exists in my dreams. I've probably been in there 25-30 x over the years. And a few other places like that.

 

Haha, i have dreams exactly along those lines about manchester & nyc....jumbled exaggerated collages of things i love about them, in my case the undercrofts of bridges, huge warehouses, wood & leather decked old pubs down lanes

 

I frequently have dreams of being at pivotal celtic games but not being able to see the game. Usually because im at the back of some old crappy away ground with a low downward sloping roof and everyone's standing

 

My dreams incorporate these things too, rarely of an architectural nature, usually something more sinister like I can hear but can't see or I can hear but instead of live vision, it's a BBC screen or a BET 365 update.

Covid dreams are real. There was an article there online about them on the BBC and it's all very screwy.

Spoke to a neighbour today, avid Chelksi head. Both of us agreed that Liverpool should be champs and we could be looking forward to the Euro's and enjoying the fine weather.

Morrissey was right. Sub Species.

 

First week after lockdown i'm meandering manc in a cask ale euphoria

 

that Salisbury place....the location looks literally made up.

Like somebody wrote an algorithm for folksy industrial Englishness.

 

Copy and pasted from some tweet i came across.

So, Qatar tries to block Saudi Arabia buying Newcastle, citing TV rights piracy, but also escalating a diplomatic battle between gulf states over terrorism, cooperation with Iran etc.

 

LOL.

And with that Fat Mike went back to being a Fat Cunt who couldn't sell his football club for shit.

BeIn Sports..........every Arab barber in London has an illegal feed to that thing and I am not talking some fuzzy download shit I mean the real HD Deal.

 

#againstmodernfitbaw

 

In all the times I have been to England (13), I only just found out about the blackout law. (No football on TV on Saurdays from 3 pm to 5:15 pm.)

But that does explain quite a few things I had seen over the years. I had been in pubs seeing people set up illegal feeds from Greece with the volume down and a British radio broadcast blaring from behind the bar. Or not showing the matches at all when there are big screens all over the pub. Or instead of the match, watching some show of some cunt describing what's going on in the matches. A lot of WTF moments were explained at once.

 

If you want to watch football go to a barbers. The A-Rabs will have it on in the background. Your haircut will be shit but hey..........