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If we end up winning the ten in front of empty stadiums im gonna have a fecking break down

 

Ah'm hoping Ye lose the run in front o' a packed groond.

 

Haha, Id honestly prefer that

 

Naw. The ten is massive.

This season fell apart so quickly fer Rangers it beggared belief... except it had almost happened in cardbooard cutoot the season before. An important win from Gers spurred Celtic tae move up a gear as we stalled.

Next season is gonnae be off the fucking chart, croowds or no croowds.

 

My only qualm with this is that it is a "Precedent" {since when did anything that happened in Scotland set a precedent? They eat oats and down here horses do...} for what will happen in England, Rangers will rage against the dying of the light for years to come "We wuz on the verge" {Stevie G} with Hearts their willing warm-up act for said outrage "Rellygated Be Parlyment, Mon, Is Nay Rellygayshun, it's an animal O'Statute, PAPAL BULL-SHIT."

 

I remember Lennon after the defeat at home around Christmas to Rangers being perfectly calm and saying it was determinative of nothing.

Later that day Chinese Neil went home and opened a jam jar, and the rest is CRSmitHistory.

 

The crowds are the chart as far as I'm concerned! Without that the only metric you've got is the rising squeakinees of Liam McCleod's voice

 

Maybe not dterminative of anything but those last two old firms were definitely indicative of Slippy G having sussed us out tactically. Quite a bit of chopping and changing tactically since then, trying to find viable plan Bs. Cost us in that utter fiasco home to copenhagen, urgh

 

Robbie Keane would get into the current Liverpool Squad. No questions. Salah has missed chances that Robbie would bury.

 

Hitting the books fairly hard in the heat and loving it., to be honest. 20 years ago I took an exam in the shit I am studying today. Strike while the iron is hot. I didn't strike. the Iron has gone cold, but its back in the fire at least.

Now, while I was dithering, I see this new fucking Ireland has crept up behind me and BIT ME IN DEE ASS




I like to go onto YT to see what info I can get and I come across this bird.

TKO will break his shite laffing at this one.



Fuck me. Here she is, with a video on self-awareness...........and I can't think of a less self-aware person I've come across in 20 years of online shennanigans.

 

Now that I TINK of it.........is anyone else watching that Sally Rooney shoyte on BBC3?

I shit the not.........a fucing movie about the Tundra, the Taiga, Yosemite and every tree in them would contain LESS WOOD than that shite.

"Owen, whatt are ye doo-ing. Oh. My. God, he fucking loves you, Clare. Loike, the sheer gravitas of me swear words, dyaknow?"

Away and shite.

 

It's Maeve Binchy as re-written by a Trinity Arts graduate, mystified why it resonates with a larger audience but very sure that it will age badly

 

It could just look that way from the edge-of-my-bed as I peer at the fraying corners of my old Telefunken Ferguson wood-veneered telly.




But it's not ageing badly in as much as it came out of the fucking bottle rancid.

Loaded with all manner of shite that I simply cannot conjure with.

20 year old students sat around an antique table under the shade of a tree in Italy arguing over fluted glasses vs crystal coupe glasses?

Really?

"Ah., come into me bed, Finbar, come into me bed, and hauld us till I feel better"

My 86 year old landlady who was fucking GI's by the barrow load back in the 1950's said they're all full of shit. That's how much respect she gave it. The supposedly cutting edge literature of modrin tecched up Trinners kids being laughed off the carpet by an 86 year old woman. I'd say that's as bad as it gets.

 

The last time i watched a bbc series was probably the 90s

 

"This Life"........ Did ye ken Gay Ferdy gen wee gay cog oot? Ahl say ye stroked yer piston to Daniela Nardini and then ren like fuck tae the nearest Catlick Kirk tay atone, ya reproobate. Ah hope ye did big mon cos ders nay fuck all leffta stroke over be now, like.

Those were the days. Back when you'd see Kerry Fox's tits in Shallow Grave and think THIS. IS. IT.

 

Fer the sake o’ yer eyesight, if Ye hear a soond like a whoopee cushion or a pop - dinnae look!

 

Hehehehe

 

Drive thru party? Ah well better than we organised good on em

 

Ootrage!

 

Haha. I found it equal parts amusing and nerve racking....hun baiting with blair witch direction. 'Hooo the fuck dae ah get oota here....jesus.....oh shit......ah yas a chair! God left me a chair! God left me a chair!'

 

I couldn't understand a word that guy was on about.

 

Check this letter oot...



Twitter

 

Jakey, bassa! At least he didnae plop on the pitch. Well, he didnae film it... this time.

 

Perty on billeh's street

 

Ma eyes!

Perty but no' perky, bless her.

 

Aye these sort of things await in the deep dark shires near glesga. Things aboriginally loathesome, immeasurable and almost certainly nameless.

 

Fair play to him. Fake news and lazy journalists are well-established bed fellows.

Of course its mild stuff compared to this:-

 

I dae like that song but it's one of the few times titties can put a negative on a party.