SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Here's some friday Macho Man

 

Remember when sellik beat Lazio in Rome? Lets chat about that

 

Jesus. Talk about dragging your voice up out of your feet.

 

AMUERRICA FUCK YA!

I think this is how China got ahead. Too much of this shit. That guys neck BTW

 

Yeah

 

Ironically yer wan is an actual qualified solicitor but it's plain as fucking day that she's not there to dispense any legal advice or tell anybody anything they cannot grasp for themselves in due course.

Rather she is there to do her hair, her make up and her dresses and try to get a sort of a Logan Paul thing going, a sort of a Jen Selter only with no tits and more brains. Trying to sell her notes as a sideline and cash in on the whole "OMG Saoirse Ronan Accent" fad.

Hits. Likes. Visit my website. Fuck all actual information when it's plain as day that she might be smart but she lubes her path to glory the same as the rest of them. By literally lubing her path to glory.

As for Sally Rooneys utterly gash show, her latest move has been to sue Pornhub to take down the pirated sex scenes they've been showing.

Does she not know that you're not big till you're on PH?

 

Sincerely starting to wonder now when things will kick off over here. This is all bollox. People's lives are now indirectly at risk.

 

Yes, before there is fuck all left to be reopened.

I can't vouch for Ireland, but the NHS over here is a Golden Calf. IT MUST NOT BE INSULTED!! STOP SENDING US SICKOS!!

The fear is a Winter epidemic brought on by Summer extravaganza. Fine. Sickos will be coming in. So what? It won't be fuck all compared to the people being prescribed anti-depressants, pain-killers, etc.

It's madness.

Brexit was supposedly lunacy but there's an arch cabal of lefty loonies literally telling the Chancellor to keep printing money. They get their food delivered to their doors by Wojcek and Ahmed and buy their Indulgences by trotting out platitudes about "Hero Workers" and "Frontline Staff", in much the same that their pre-Covid excesses were balanced out by constant bleating about "Privilege" etc.

The greatest proponents of Lockdown Lunacy are those who are not affected by it and who feel that criticism indeed even knowledge of their comfort can be deflected by adopting an adulatory stance to the "Common Man"- see Emily Maitlis little soliloquy regards same on Newsnight.

 

There's not one thing i'd be hesitant to do tomorrow if it were allowed. And frankly I'd rather catch bubonic plague than catch glimpse of myself tiptoeng counter clockwise round tesco in a surgeons mask, saucer eyed with anxiety every time there's a traffic build up in the fucking bread isle. This is an embarassment at this stage. Its keep calm and carry on, not shite yer kecks and abandon civilization. Enough.

 

Yeah....and doing laps of the place like a circling airliner cos you went past sardines the first time and Covid Traffic Controller {who never had any authority his whole life and for good reason} mandates you stay in a holding pattern until you come back around again, rather than cut back into traffic and mess up his cleverly mandated "We are all in this together, buy my shit" routine.

I mean the Geese have more brains. We feed them all Summer so they don't bother fucking flying back to Canada.

In the meantime people are doing some Donald Sutherland "Invasion of the 2 Metres Cunts" routine outside the coffee shop.


BACK!! BACK!! 2 Metres!!!

 

2 METRES!! 2 METRES!!!!

 

If i had covid and didnt know it the best way for me to minimise the risk of passing it on in a supermarket would be to do what i always do in normal times - get in amd out of there as quick as humanly possible.

 

The entire affair is cynical. They are saying things like "All in this together" but secretly hope we do fuck all other than circle the place slowly for hours, topping up our baskets as it "might not be there tomorrow".

Which is ironic, cos when we really needed it.........it really wasn't there .

 

Twitter

 

jejeje!

Skills!

 

I absolutely agreed with the lockdown but the reasons given were different than what it was really for, and then it went on too long, with monied people being happy it was happening and the poor being forced to suffer, as the rich lauded themselves for lauding the poor who were asked to suffer the most.

 

Another Dortmund win.

 

Deeney Name Meaning. Irish: Anglicized form of Gaelic Ó Duibhne 'descendant of Duibhne', a byname from duibhne 'disagreeable', 'ill-tempered'.

Yeah. Sounds about right.

I hope Hendo told them both to fuck off. £100k a week to moan and piss. Not our fault they don't thinlk their innards are up to it.

Henderson sends message to Deeney and Kante over Premier League return

 

Bundesliga is a German based professional football league.

 

DIE Bundesliga, AMIRITE???

 

People are missing football?
In the UK, they´re probably the sort of sad cunts who long for their next ´pint´ at Weatherspoons or ´fix´ at BetFred or PaddyPower.

Worthless cunts with little or no interest in life...alcoholics or gamblers: human dogshit.

 

Mustard Christians' Big Day Out

 

Oh, behave Irish.

You know what I´m talking about.....come ON.

 

HOnestly, If I was Terry Christian I'd make enquiries about the afterlife and my eligibility therefore. If I got positive reviews, I'd start booking myself one of those one-way trips to Switzerland. What a horrid miserable Manc twat. And if I decided to stick about, I'd shave that shit off my gourd and stop trying to cod people into thinking I'd got hair.

Ugly unhealthy little shit.