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He's best known for scoring big goals like the one that knocked Chelsea out of Europe.

And yet.........he has WON the CL with Chelsea.


In the meantime, we got us a Jack Mosley on our hands here..........

"Mike Origi, the father of Liverpool striker Divock and a former Kenya international - says his son's success has made him feel as though he has won the Premier League himself."

 

Man United have figured out what to do

Some hack has made up a list of the players Real Madrid went and signed after Barcelona rinsed United in the 2009 CL Final to complete a clean sweep of silverware

 

mad isn't it

 

New Johnny Vegas training clips hit youtube.

 

Citeh won the League Cup

 

Good on scousers for having a party, well deserved

 

Yas but as predicted it came a bit undone and the usual jowl-merchants leapt in with their righteous anger.

 

Man United vs 10 man Norwich...........some clueless cunts on that United side. Does Rashford have a fetish for kicking the ball against legs?

 

Fuck 'em

 

Mayor of Liverpool is an Evertonian. He was denouncing away there to his little Blue hearts content

 

Fucking Classic

 

PLEASE do not post JAmes Corden SHITE on this site thanks

 

Beckham's reaction was funnier than fuck. "Look at my arms. I look like Stretch Armstrong."

 

Worst excuse for a ´man´...of all-time, I´d say.

 

He's a smug shithouse.

 

I may have mentioned in the movie thread that I'm a big fan of Mike Leigh films. Anyway I really liked his film All Or Nothing from 2002. I hadn't seen it in ages and I was thinking about two of the side characters in the film. The fat little dysfunctional son and the slutty neighbor. I went to wikipedia to check out who played those roles and figured although I liked their performances they both probably didn't go on do to much else. Wrong on both. James Corden and Sally Hawkins.

 

But that is just it. Corden is a basically a fat everyman with a woke slant who will do what he is told.

I'd like to say he's punching above his weight........he's not, nobody that heavy every could be, but he's getting close.

 

TBH, I don't watch his show & have only seen him in that one film. Of course, whenever he does a really good skit, it gets played on the national news from time to time.

I don't like him or hate him but because he was in a Mike Leigh film that I really like, I lean more toward liking him.

 

Corden's a West Ham supporter. There's a clip of him turning up to support West Ham away at Arsenal only to get heckled by other West Ham fans. They greeted him with "Get your tits out for the lads" & "You fat bastard" chants.

West Ham's a rough crowd. They heckled Russell Brand when he went back to Boleyn Ground. There was a clip of two fans stopping him and hitting him up. He tells them he's been coming there since he was a boy. They tell him "We've never seen you here, mate!" He rolls his eyes and says "Because I wasn't fucking famous. You wouldn't have known who the fuck I was."

 

He's ABOUT as East End as Leicester Square but there was this sort of movement that scropped up in the noughties whereby people were all "Mockney", putting on fake accents. Lilly Allen was one of them.

 

Leicester don't want to be in the CL. To think they were "Challenging" for the title back around Christmas. In a death-struggle for 5th now at this rate.

Bournemouth and Norwich look about finished.

 

LOL Hayden with the miss of all times.

 

Wigan Athletic about finished, then?

 

Yup. Good.

MTF

 

More to follow?

 

Just saw it on TV. Sad really.

They went toe 2 toe with a GIANT in City, it dwarfed Wimbledon vs Liverpool back in the day.

Stood in, beat them, City had men sent off.

Now City are just a fucking rich mans dildo and Wigan are going out of existence.

 

Wigan knocked out Everton that year. I remember they scored three goals in what seemed like a minute.

Looking back, I should thank them. I was coming the UK at the time of the semifinal (in the hopes to see EFC) but a ticket to Wembley would have been a task and not to mention expensive. With that out of the way the trip played out nicely. I got to see three matches (a home win over QPR & two away draws at Spurs & Arsenal.) That was an eventful trip. Thatcher passed away (street parties in Liverpool.) The Millwall riot at Wembley. The Newcastle fan punching a horse. I even stopped by the Coventry area to see Hyacinth's house and Onslow's old flat.

 

I'm sure this very old but i heard it not long ago.

"Say something good about England"

"Margaret Thatcher died there"

 

Oh, and the floods. Somerset was under water and no one cared. Then the home counties flooded and it was a national emergency.