SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

So, in 4 days time it´s the Battle of The Two Best Strikers in The World:



vs

 

PSG will win. Lyon had it tonight and let it go.

 

Rangers new 'exclusive high end design brand' shirt maker 'Castore', later exposed as a front for Mike Ashley, now shipping oor Billy out barras market turkish fakes and SCHOOL JUMPERS

 

That is an ootrage. I'm going to speak with some of my people and have them deal directly with Hut so he can be ootfitted with all brand new genuine Rangers gear forthwith.

 

Oops.
Dropped a bollock there, you big, lumbering twat:

 

"URANUS"

 

There's no fucking facts. He's probably being shaken down.

 

I was looking at 3 games there this morning

Rangers to win, Motherwell to win and Celtic to win, all at home, was offering 1.2 to 1. Barely evens.

Motherwell are losing with minutes left.

Never see a bookie on a bike!!

 

Correction- Celtic were away and barely scraped it.

 

Gaymar and Emcrappy were found out.

Shit fucking game.

Crap end to a crap season.

THE END.

 

Wasn't a great match, but i think the expectations of lots of goals are usually unrealistic for a final. Regardless of how much attacking talent is on the pitch when everything comes down to one game it's rare to see "free flowing" football.

Gaymar and the oil rich sleaze club lost which is a bonus.

 

Bayern now equal Liverpools haul of 6 titles.

 

A lot of contracts have add-ons, i wonder if there is a such thing as take-offs?

Because Barcelona loaned Coutinho to Bayern who then added two goals plus an assist against them maybe they will seek out some compensation from Liverpool.

 

Which I predicted.
Congratulations to Bayern and also to me.

Winners are grinners

 

Bayern are a Nazi clearing house for stolen Jewish stuff.

NAZI BASTARDS!!!

 

Are you interested in purchasing any gold? I have a few small nuggets that are shaped just like teeth. Not sure why, i think maybe some artist formed them or something.

 

LIverpool were 2-0 down vs Salzburg but they've leveled it up, Quite a strong side Liverpool had out.

 

Neybosta to United: £135m

 

Congratulations to the liberal British Press who have rediscovered their faith in the subjective unilateral witterings of random and foreign police officers.

 

Neymar to United , Magus? Gwan out of that.

 

Talk once again of Messi wanting to leave. Might be more to it than the previous times it was rumored given Barca's current status.

Even if it's true the news is meh as there only 3-4 clubs in the world that can afford him and you can remove Real Madrid from the list of ones he'd sign for.

 

If Liverpool got Suarez, Coutinho, Messi in I'd shit my drawers.

 

I think LFC should have a crack at Suarez...he's available.

 

It seems "ON", as it were. Where;s he gonna go? Fuck knows. As you say, Real is ruled out. Pish G? Unlikely.

I'd have him at Anfield but not for £400595jgfefdskcsa=IOGF a fucking week. NO CHANCE

 

PSG or Man City seem to be the only two likely spots.

They're probably the only two who could afford it but there would be some easy story-lines to build into it. Neither have won a Champions League and he could reunite with either Guardiola or Neymar.

It sounds a lot more certain Suarez is gone. Apparently they're just going to terminate his contract so transfer fees won't be an issue. I don't know how that all works out but i'm guessing he won't take a salary cut low enough that he'll be seen at a mid tier club.

 

Because of that embarrassing loss to Bayern i think Messi should join Borussia Dortmund to get revenge.