SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

"Palaaaais.........de Dannnnnncccccceeeeee"

 

Gotta be the most high class, artisan batch of drunken gibberish ever peddled

 

Matey boy with the glasses and tie trying to fight the rising tide.........failing.

Looks like a school master arguing with a stronger smarter unapologetic pupil

 

"Flash boy"

 

Ah've said to me missus ive put me plonker on the table! Ah'll take it off again unles you gimme me mooshy peas!

 

This is pish

 

That was Evertons shot. Crippled Van Diijk, should have had Shitford sent off, that was their chance to do Liverpool coming off the Champions worst result in 6 or 7 years, didnt have their manic fans screeching at them and throwing them off. That was their shot. Still couldn't do it and needed the linesman to bail them out a few times.

 

Celtic. WTF. Calvinist Lives Matter.

 

Hut I know how you feel. It's a sickener. I won £32 on Everton vs Liverpool. Hope you're OK. I'll buy you a virtual pint.

 

Fuck it. Behind closed doors zoom-fitbaw. If id been at that id be insufferable for 4, 5 days min, but theres no joy or excitement to hope for so none missed. Gonna get glenfiddich'd and eccied with my mates, maybe the next episode of this shit tv series will have a happier ending

 

Only read some post match commentary. Apparently Celtic looked completely listless and managed 0 shots on target?

 

Take care, them drugs are no fugging good. Sorry.

 

Aye. Becoming a pattern in big home games

 

These ones are very strong, actually.

 

In other news the glorious Borussia Dortmund won today with a goal by the glorious Marco Reus.

 

I put £5 on Chelsea-Brentford Win-Win.

Cashed out at £10.59.

Put the 0.59 on Chelsea to draw. They drew. From 2-0 to 3-2 to 3-3 .

Started the day with £98 on £139,55 as we speak, and Liverpool didn't lose and Chelsea didn't win.

I'll draw £40 off to PayPal and use that to buy a few toys for my good self.

 

Any idea what the odds of a draw were after Chelski went up 3-0?

 

They didn't go 3-0. They went 2-0 and I'd say odds of a draw were 8-1 or so.

 

I always cash out if I can. If something is on an edge and I have £5 down and stand to leave with £10, I always leave the party early.

£3 profit is worth more than the prospect of a £5 profit.

 

Ah yeah, i'm just watching the highlights now. Thought they were up three after looking at multiple games.

Makes me wonder what happens if a big team is up by an equally big score and somebody put whatever maximum bet allowed on a highly improbable outcome. Does it pay out immediately or do they hold it back checking to see if anything untoward occurred.

 

16 minutes into the Milan darbeh Zlatan on a brace.