Chisora vs Usyk Halloween/Saturday October 31st

Chisora literally looks like a trainee electrician on his first day at work being asked to inspect a dodgy 10,000 volt sub-box. He's just stood there prodding timidly at the thing in front of him.

 

Hi, my name is Derek and I've been the worlds worst Marvin Hagler impressionist all my life.

Right foot forward, bald head, floating out the worst lead right hand I've ever seen, before plodding after Usyk like a guy doing an impression of Hagler vs Leonard while 100 feet under water.

Usyk for his worth lands a few potty shots and goes back to pivoting around like the sugar plum fairy.

LOL

USYK has gone from 8/15 to 15/8 for the KO in the past minute.

 

I think Tony Bellew is ringside, roaring abuse.

 

Thank you to my FB brethren. All good fellows.

MTF

 

Thank you.

Plz enjoy this tweet from your compatriot Joe Laws, the Brains of Northumberland.

"2 of the must underrated night time snacks..... cheese on toast but with a later of tommy kay in the middle, preferably cheddar or a smooth red Lester and it had to be Heinz. And freshly shave minge fresh from a hot bubble bath smelling of lynx aftica. The boxing is v good btw"

 

This is a good fight

 

Chisorah literally running after him.............and my stream is down.

 

Mate it's like a badly produced play, it's so bad it's entertaining.

 

Chisorah thinks he is Chris Eubanks now.

 

There is a reason why when this fight is done and I'll retire to stick my head in the middle of a pair of female legs... And he'll have a lovely night on twitter.

MTF

 

Chisora just landed his best right hand there......Usyk took it.

 

Are you drunk?

 

Tough fight

 

If Usyk has the balls he will go for a KO in the final round. 7-1

 

Nowhere near enough. Working on it, though.

MTF

 

Decent effort. A decent fight.

MTF

 

"Tremenda Pelea" say my Mexican commentators

 

Yeah, for free I won't argue.

I got the guy Lurch by 4 or 5 rounds at least.

It's fucking MID NIGHT FFS.

 

Chisora fought like he was driving a car low on gas and was worried the entire time about making it to the next town.

 

Whatever those two earned you dont begrudge them it, pretty exhausting, gruelling stuff. Usyk is lucky chisora has so many miles on the clock....i dont think his lucks gonna hold long

 

USYK acting like he's won it, and he probably has.

 

Usyk wins close but clear for me.

MTF

 

Exactly and his corner were telling him every round that he had loads of gas, so clearly the distance was a concern to him.

 

Score cards were good

 

I know...why so late? Ive been drinking since two, my old arse prefers to be sleeping at this time unless ive good reason

 

Decent cards for me. No idea what the BBC had it on.

Usyk showed nothing that makes me think he bothers Fury. Nothing.

MTF

 

Yeah USYK is better than Wlad in that he is happy to stand there and get mauled a bit, shoulders, body, side of the head etc. Chisora we know about, his MO is well established, brave, limited, plod forward, soak it up, try and trap the other guy and wail away.

12 Rounds of Action.

117-112
115-113
115-113

NEW WBO INTER Champ Oleksandry Usyk.

That's 1 round on 2 cards from a DRAW.

Fuck you Eddie.

 

Same. May have been drinking a while, don't need this daft late night rubbish.

Enjoyed it though. Thanks to all my FB friends who gave me pics.

MTF

 

Fury destroys usyk. He jas nothing for him

 

Spanish commentators saying that USYK is a live contender in the division and that this was a good fight and that Chisora offered determination.

Now they are screaming about LSC