SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

I know.

 

Whazzee whining about now?

Fucking BBC are worse, trying to tell everybody what a bad day Liverpool had.

"Oh, the team that have played Everton, Chelsea and Man City away in their first 8 games have are only 2nd going into the break".

CLowns. It really is a fucking school for bottom feeding hacks.

 

Villa 1 up after 50 seconds at Arsenal.

 

Goal ruled out for handball-armpit-offside-keeper-couldn't-see or something.

 

Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

 

I thought that was damn witty. Shame on... Shame... On BOTH of you for not liking this

 

"Sex on the Breadline".

Great documentary on Channel 5 right now about gormless uglies trying to sell themselves to make the rent in Birmingham.

Christ help us and Christ help them. Poverty Porn on Steroids.

 

Note to self:

Stop in Birmingham next trip.

 

Ha. Mate, don't. It was berrrrrruuutaaal.

 

Old Mr. Singh went off with a prostitute in Birmingham. Dude got a BJ and came in her mouth then gave her £2.

 

Women

Man: I will hit you with it.

Woman: WELL HIT ME WITH IT.

Man {hits her}

Woman: DON'T YOU EVER HIT ME

 

Another angle of the Spermingham Sikh and the slag:

 

Scotland playing really well, here. Much better than I expected.

MTF

 

Does anyone fully understand this euro qualifier malarky yet? Apparently if Scotland win tonight they go into play off for.....the 2022 world cup? Im just nodding along as the guy in work drops this on me, pretending to remotely understand/care.

 

Me talking about Everton's last three matches:

 

At the end of the storm there's a golden sky and a sweet silver song. OXFORD BOFFINS EMERALD CFC

 

I believe i've posted this before and i still stand by it. If there was an actual cure for hangovers the creator would be richer than the inventor of any medical device or vaccine in history.

Mind you i'm talking about a cure, not a remedy.

 

Remember when Mourinho (with Man U at the time) told Guardiola off for celebrating when they went up 4-0?

Had Spurs beaten City 4-0 today, I imagined Mourinho running three laps around the pitch while hitting his chest.

 

Fair play. I thought it was going to be some embittered "He was nay good, nay as good ash me, in ane case, dush, dush, dush ya hear meh"

 

It used to be very fucking easy.

You go into a group. Top 2 teams qualify. There are 8 groups at the tournament. Each group has 4 teams. The price of Gold is known.

Today?

No. It's you finished third in your group, but not as third as some other teams who also finished third, their third was better, a polished third as it were, and now you will play Bosnia Inter Principality Enclave over 2 legs, away goals don't count, until extra time, but it's really only one leg because Covid. If you win that, and VAR will play a role, then you wait until the end of the fucking season to see who came 5th in the Crown Paint League and you play them.

Then, maybe, you get to go to to the World Cup, which starts in February, in Quatar.

 

The GOAT finally did himself in. Shit year, this.

MTF

 

In fairness, the damage to his heart was done years ago.

 

The one night I don't back Liverpool- or what is left of them- to implode, they implode.

Not that I give too much of a fuck. There's no fans. Everyone is injured. It might as well not be happening.

 

"He wears number four
He wears number foooouuuur
He can't defend 'cos
His knees are too sore"

 

Apparently that was a clap back after LFC fans made a chant about our Seamus breaking his leg while playing for Ireland.

 

Ive not watched a minute of live fitbaw for 3 weeks. Might go another couple tbh

 

Mate as long as you have Thickford playing for you..........