SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Fans are losing patience with him. Way too many mental mistakes from that guy.

 

Carlo will get rid of him soon. I heard mention of Jordan being offered a new contract resulted in a few........raised eyebrows.

 

In fairness i think such judgements should, in all civility, be ceded to the omniscience of celticdom that is hut. Not least because ive never been remotely shy about calling a shite caked spade a spade re:sellik - of our starting 11, Ajer has been subject to 8 figure bids from AC Milan, laxalt has transferred for 8 figures just two years ago and looks every penny of it, Julien is far better than Ajer - a complete steal at what he paid for him from France. We have McGregor who Rodgers tried to take with him and is our best player, Christie who ive always felt is better than Armstrong ever was, Elyonoussi is another >8 figure player as of just last year whos only here because southampton paid big then played him completely out of position. Jamie forrest is the most consistent goal threat in the squad. And then Eduoard. Whos better than Dembele ever was and who even lawwell wouldnt sell for less than £20m.

None of these guys would get anywhere near the Liverpool team, of course - but I stand by it- i doubt more than a couple of Sparta's team would get in ours

Our problem isnt that these players arent good enough at this level (the same players won a tougher group last year), its that, according to reports from players, Lennon thinks tactics are new-fangled hipster pish, the players are in open revolt blabbing their insurrection fo Scotland team mates and press and now senior staff and lennon are barely even on speaking terms. Sellik is a fitbaw club off the rails

 

Since they allow CL teams to parachute into Europa after being eliminated for some dumb reason, maybe there should be a third competition. "The Continental Cup" or something that those knocked out of Europa can compete in.

 

I think Celtic went off the rails because Rangers did.

Carthage Delenda Est........Rome gets flabby in their absence.

 

Meanwhile in England







Meanwhile in Argentina...........{at least half of this story is totally unverified}

 

I watched the Shellick match the other day and couldn't believe what I saw. A shambles. Whatever is amiss is better explained by you, but what is clear is that something is horrible amiss.

MTF

 

What a crazy idea. Imagine if UEFA did that and called it something ridiculous like the 'conference'...

MTF

 

Its more than i could bear. I spent most of it out walking without my phone trying to forget it was on. Caught some of the second half until the third went in then i stormed back out to walk. Thats the most of celtic ive watched since the home game. This is a footballing carcrash, there's no way back for lennon, he just needs to not-be-there, now. Just put John Kennedy in interm and try to move forward

 

We're having trouble breaking down Man-bun FC.

 

Without going back to the ancient days when football only has a resemblance to the modern game what do you guys think have been the best and worst on field rule changes?

On the positive side I think the back pass to the goalkeeper rule was an improvement.

 

I agree with it. Lose the semi final of the Europa League and go straight into the first round of the Retread Rumpus.

 

Celtic beaten by somebody called Ross County.

Anybody else ever get the feeling that the BBC is made up of angry bitter Landan-Rangers twats?

They're piling it onto Lennon- he sounds like he's being interviewed by Carole Cadwalladr- and their banner for the Chelsea vs Spurs game is "WINNER GOES TOP".

At halftime , after 45 mins of dirge, it's 0-0

 

Yeah just listening to BBC Sports on the wireless.

Shocking level of commentary. They had some bird on earlier giving it large. Lots of this new style, sort of shout at the audience, TELL THEM, MAKE SURE THEY KNOW what the headlines are.

"Here is what you WILL get excited about".

No mate. I'll make that call.

 

"Did.......the halo.........save Grosjeans life........today, Jolyon Palmer..........I am asking you in a fashion which suggests you should answer YES.......Mr Palmer".

Mr Palmer obliges by answering "Urr yes.......posssssssssssss ibly".

New BBC headline:

"Grosejeans live saved in horror crash by ground breaking halo technology invented by lesbians in a bush shelter on £5 less per hour than men".

 

Full-on meltdown. As bad as the last weeks of John Barnes

 

Except when Barnes was getting sacked he was getting much love on the airwaves. Lennon is being treated like he pissed in the Queens All-Bran and made her eat it.

 

Hard to discern what these dafties are actually attempting to do, frankly. Smash up Lennon's car? I guess we're all cracking up along our own wee faultlines

 

What were they chanting?

 

Lennon gtf

 

Is he going to get the Ceausescu treatment?

 

I blame the players myself. They shouldnt be paid, any of them

 

It sounded like the same chant Everton fans had for Lukaku after he left for Man U to "play Champions League football."

The only reason Man U qualified for the CL was because they won the Europa League the season before.

We beat them 4-0 and our fans never let up on Lukaku.

"Fatty, what's the score?

"Fatty Fatty, what's the score?"

 

I wish i was as fat as Lukaku, the boys a f'in tank

 

I'm afraid you're going to have to settle for this kind of fat.

 

Dae yee like ma titties?

 

Literally sitting on yt watching videos of my favourite pubs. Pure masochism

 

Were any featured that you were kicked out of for getting into a fistfight?

 

No comment lets just say: none that I'd have any interest in returning to.