SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Barkas yet to make a single fucking save. Worst sellik keeper since Stu Kerr. Joonkiest, trampiest greek austerity goalkeeper, ye

 

A merciful way for the worst season ever to pan out, on balance. Id rather lose it than win 10iar in an empty fucking stadium, thatd be a haunting cosmic cruelty. This way we can look back with an overriding relief we havent missed anything. And i do mean nothing. Not a single fucking game worth being at since late 2019.

 

And therein lies the rub.

Lazy Journo today at the BBC- where else- saying that the "Old Firm landscape has changed in the blink of an eye".

IT HAS NOT.

It has been changing this past two years and anyone who doesn't see it isn't a fucking fitbaw fan or at the very least doesn't follow Scoatish fitbaw.

Rubbish journalism written up by people who just don't give a fuck or know any better.

'Old Firm landscape changed in blink of an eye'

Who was it written by? A bam called Tom ENGLISH. Seems fitting.

Rangers have been building all the while Shellik have been asset stripped and reduced to demoralized overconfidennt pish, growing both spare and fat on a diet of compliance and the aforementioned asset stripping.

Typical BBC, get a partisan hack who writes about Rugby in to do a hit piece that TOTALLY misinterprets the reality.

SHITHEADS.

 

What did I say? Fergie Mafia play out their miserable hide against Liverpool and then between them dutifully conceded 11 goals in their next 3 games.

Dutiful miserable fat cunts.

 

And now Chelsea being Spankola'd

 

Chelsea are 8th as we look at it. 8th.

How it Started:




How It Ends:

 

If there is a stupider looking cunt in Football than Phil Foden, I am yet to see him.

 

Already hearing talk about getting rid of Lampard and replacing him with Tuchel now that's he's out of a job.

Chelsea goes through managers like underwear so it wouldn't be very surprising but is Lampard really in jeopardy? Naturally based upon the money they spent in the off season a lot more was expected but it was kind of known from the beginning this was a rebuilding project.

 

I would generally agree with the sentiment but in this instance, Tuchel would be an undoubted upgrade on Lampard, they should pull the trigger now while the top of the table hasnt separated from the pack

 

"Icelandic Stunner".

Aye. Stunningly short of gene-pool depth.

 

She opened up: "I filmed Phil with his pants halfway down, and put it on Instagram just for my closest friends - but one of them recorded it and sent it to the newspapers.

"My mum screamed at me and said I should be ashamed. She was in shock because I ended up in every paper in Iceland. My dad and brother said I had been sleeping with the enemy, as they are Arsenal fans.

 

It's still funny the way certain clubs and certain managers get treated with kid gloves.

talkSHITE had Andy Cole on at half time and him and some other schmendrick were saying that if Chelsea could "win the second half" then that would be a victory for Frank and he could "come aht of it wiff summink".


The lengths they go to to prop up their pals.

Half of Citys team had Covid, fffs.

 

I'll never forget the time this pair called to my door offering to sell me a 3 piece sofa and some dags.

 

I don't think it would be the wrong move necessarily but if they decided to do it then i think they would need to give Tuchel a long leash. If they expect him to take over on a moment's notice and all of sudden be in top 4 at the end of the season it would be unrealistic expectations. Let him finish off the current squad and then decide on who leaves and who they can sign in the summer after a full training camp.

 

................."remember sacking the last 20 lads that came through the door here"

 

Beautiful

Nutmeg and a backheel - is this 2021's first Puskas award nominee?

 

Erra pair of covid risks.

 

Yes. That's the answer.

 

There's no reason for midweek games to be on so late under current conditions is there? Normally its to allow travel from work to home to game with possible grace time for pub-pitstop stop but thats moot- skysports might as well move it forward a couple hours, i say. Im winding down for my scratcher by 9

 

Liverpool must have the Lennon Flu.

 

Stupid bicycle Karen Carney goes on Amazon Prime and says daft things about Leeds:-

"Oh, Covid saved them last season, its why they got promoted, innit"

[Leeds were 7-1 pre lockdown and went 8-1 or something after lockdown]

Carney gets bashed on social media by Leeds, who call out her bampottery.

Carney shuts down her Social Media accounts, citing mass rape, abuse, death threats, nuclear holocaust etc.

BBC immediately make sure that Carney features on BBC MOTD and tonights BBC coverage of the Southampton vs Liverpool farce.

So predicatable.

Leeds went to pains to point out that Carney got the same grief as everybody else that they perceive as running them down.

Leeds were then told to "take into account" how "putting Carney down" might encourage others to pile-on.

FUCK OFF.

 

LIverpool. Meh. That's it. Been a fun two years. The word is out on Liverpool, just fucking hold them off with your dick and you'll be OK.

 

I give a fuck what anyone says: It's a crisis now. 1 goal in 3 fucking games and 2 point from 9?

 

United were 2-0 down against those cunts and won. Liverpool had 90 minutes to get a goal and couldn't. United will beat Burnley and the way they are playing they will beat Liverpool and that leaves Liverpool 6 off the top bearing down on February.

 

I'll say it again: 2 point from 9.

Looking for a bit of fucking enjoyment out of life, here, LFC.

Any chance you can provide?

 

Hitting the roulette here fair hard to try and make up to things.

Started the night with £25 to cover the fitbaw and a few spins. Just shy of £70.

Few more spins, a rage-reducing walk with Dougie the Amazing Lazy Cunt and then a bit of Bannon, Dore and a cup of tea to round off another suicide inducing day on Planet Bam.

 

8 Black Even. YOU WIN!

8 Black Even!! YOU WIN!!!

 

£76.51 from £25. Nay bad.

Have a look at the auld bed I bought Rooster with from my winnings during Christmas Lockdown

£86.26 ye cunts!!!