Mythical Mismatch Matchups

The MMM thread we do every now and again is BACK!

Quite simply, have fun. List some mythical matchups that would be mismatches. Only rule is, they have to be within weight class reason - so Canelo vs Foreman wouldn't count.

Here's a few:

Dwight Qawi vs Jeff Lacy

Ray Leonard vs Danny Garcia

Mike Spinks vs Carl Froch

Carlos Monzon vs Fernando Vargas

Kid Gavilan vs Keith Thurman

Roberto Duran vs Ruslan Provodnikov

Wilfredo Gomez vs Abner Mares

Aaron Pryor vs Juan Diaz

Tyson vs Dillian Whyte

 

Jermain Taylor vs Vic Darchinyan

 

Asshole

 

Tommy Hearns vs. Lloyd Honeyghan

Ezzard Charles vs. Mike Rossman

Lennox Lewis vs. Floyd Patterson

Hagler vs. Joppy

Arguello vs. Hamed

 

Thomas Hearns vs. Amir Khan

Pernell Whitaker vs. Ricky Hatton

Michael Spinks vs. Richard Frazier

 

Thomas Hearns vs. Mark Breland

Shane Mosley vs. Juan Diaz

Julian Jackson vs. Julian "J-Rock" Williams

 

Julian Jackson vs. the incest pedophile Carlos Baldomir

Prime Mike Tyson vs. the undefeated Logan Paul

Julio Cesar Chavez Sr. vs. Arturo Gatti @130-WW

Mike McCallum vs. Conor McGregor

Joe Frazier vs. the current hippity-hop Anthony Joshua

 

Mosley vs Juan Diaz.

Ahhhhh don't make my mouth water.

What a glorious execution it would be.

Rosario vs Juan Diaz is another one I like.

 

All those would be pretty ugly.

 

Chavez vs. Gainer @130

 

If it's a track meet, Gainer wins easily.

 

Ike Williams vs. Lomachenko.

Yeah, I said it.

 

Loma would get butchered.

 

Personally, I'd let Ezzard Charles beat the shit out of Garry Delaney.

 

A few more:

Diego Corrales vs Leo Santa Cruz

Saad Muhmmad vs Callum Smith

Kostya Tszyu vs Jose Ramirez

 

Battle of the 2 Hitmans, Hearns and Hatton

 

Yep, it's only a matter of time before Ricky gets him.

 

Gets him....


To openly weep when he realizes he's just killed Ricky.