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Looks pished good on him. If the ships sinking, have a wee malt

 

Nyyyaahhggaaahaahhaa

 

Tonight's team selection........

 

Burnley down from 15-1 to 9-1 in an afternoon.

 

More fucking impotency

 

Dont worry about it mate. This season doesnt fucking count.

 

Yes that's a consolation. It's really all bullshit. No fans, cunts taking more knees than recipients of knighthoods... Sham of a season, really.

 

Fuck off.

Eventually the after effects of 3 years of hyperball and injuries comes down to this. Losing at home to relegation fodder. Midfielders at center back. Guys not taking chancrs. Etc etc. 6 points off the top and Spurs next. Day day. Day day.

 

Iverpool even gonna make top 4?

 

£100 off 20 but I can't spend it. Gotta hold onto it to cover the imminent fucking disasters at United and Spurs.

 

Home record down the pisser. Burnley. Not even a real place never mind football team.

 

Thank fuck for legalised online gaming.

 

Very little to keep going for these days anymore. Keep reading typing hoping compiling etc. Little victories. I'll walk the dog now and spend £15 roulette winnings on a new bialetti pot. 6 cups cos I've an appetite when I wake up. I enjoy the whole process of making coffee.

 

Its a grey mist, aye. Cant believe its friday already, time flies when youre in a coma

 

I know the teams are operating on different levels but from the games ive seen there are parallels between liverpool & sellik this season...just a visible collapse in energy, urgency, impetus tranlating into toothlessness. Conditions probably effecting everyone the same but some teams rely on 'getting going' more than others

 

More much needed inspirational wisdom

 

I've known a couple of folk literally bankrupt themselves with that game. Safer with the auld mountain dew & the plain.

 

I have an in built mechanism called Shameger....Shame and anger. I like a flutter. But I keep it that way. And I spend my winnings. I said last night to id keep it for the next two games....but I didn't . I've bought a new Moka pot. And drew the other 50 quid down to spend on other stuff.

 

Sun shining in the window today and Chris Hedges droning on about the state , and the State, of the USA.....

i heard once that whatever life form watches the sun go out for the final time ..it won't be humans.

I think it was Carl Sagan.

 

I guess i have a similar thing with the bevie - shmear: fear of the shame I'd feel if i let it go too far. My previous exortation reminded me of The Cratur. Im getting in a friday mood here

Come guess me this riddle: what beats pipes & fiddle?
Whats hotter than mustard and milder than cream?
What best wets your whistle, whats fairer than crystal
Whats sweeter than honey and stronger than steam?

What'll make the lame walk, what'll make the dumb talk
The elixer of life & philosphers stone
What helped Mr. Brunel to dig the Thames tunnel
It wasnt poteen from auld Inishowen!

No, stick to the cratur, the best thing in nature
For sinking your sorrows and raising your joys
Oh no moderation brings hope to the nation
Or brings consolation like whisky ma boys

 

Cheltenham 1 0 City after 70 mins

City not at....... not at the races today

 

Such a shame that Cheltenham couldn't hold on. They fell at the last hurdle.

 

In order to avoid booze I avoid people.

PS why does the literal text distinguish between whisky and poteen and the video title immediately conflates the two?

 

I thought they'd made it but then get got their ass caught.

 

Pretty sure Phil Foden has a room temperature IQ

 

Yeah, no idea, cratur= whisky.

 

Frimpong away to leverkuson for £12m. Mixed feelings - right now hes not worth that much as his final product is abysmal. The absolute fitbawing definition of 'flatters to decieve'. But the raw talent of a really top player is clearly there if he can have the rough edges coached away - the type of coaching Forrest, mcgregor, brown & tierney got to make such quantum leaps in their game. But that coaching seems to have pulled out central station on the east coast main line so probably best to take the money before the lad stagnates further.

 

Oh and karamoko dembele apparently away to france too. Even less sure what to make of that - touted as the next messi for years, international scout report vids on yt, top rated in fifa....now 18 and still can't make the team. I think puberty passed that kid by, he still looks like a wee boy who should be playing with a mitre size 4.

 

Chatting in work with a couple season ticket holders and the apathy is unprecedented. Sighs and shrugs all round. Sellik are like a lockdown multiplier right now

 

What the fuck are the owners spending the money?

Myself I think Liverpool did OK vs Ushited on Sunday.